Hello, my name is Scott, and I'm an alcoholic.

Sep 06, 2005 02:54


Dear Nicky.

I would be on the phone with you in 2 seconds if it wasn't 3 am. You don't need sleep, right?

Sincerely,

your neighborhood GODDAMN EMO FREAK BIPOLAR STUPID BLAH.

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huston_street_ September 6 2005, 12:27:18 UTC
You can always call me if you need to talk. I don't mind so much if the phone wakes me up.

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scott_hatteberg September 6 2005, 20:05:25 UTC
cheeze, thanks, huston. i barely know you, kid, but the way i've been lately (i.e. ridiculously emo for my age and pretty much a messy sobbing freak), i may just take you up on this offer.

don't think i forgot, though, if i don't. i mean, i appreciate the gesture, probably more than i can accurately express here in type-form, but i don't like to talk about serious stuff much. nicky's general the only one unlucky enough to hear my crap.

thanks, though. likewise goes for you. just want to make sure you know that. i'd hug you just to get my "aww, huston!" rush for the day, but that'll have to wait until i see you in person. watch out at the game, now. ;)

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huston_street_ September 6 2005, 20:09:19 UTC
If I can be a good friend, I'd rather do it than not, you know? Missing an opportunity only makes me think about it all the time and wonder what I should have done differently. At least this way we'll get to hang out more.

You can get your "Aww, Huston" rush any time you want. Just... try not to call it that too much. Enough people treat me like a puppy as it is. :)

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scott_hatteberg September 17 2005, 17:38:31 UTC
how about we call it a surge of brotherly sportsmanship, then?

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mike_mussina September 6 2005, 14:53:26 UTC
everything all right there, dude? still got a case of the emos?

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scott_hatteberg September 6 2005, 20:00:02 UTC
GODyes, i do. how are you coming along? found a cure yet? i'd very much like to know it. like some herbal tisane or just smacking yourself against a wall very hard - i swear i will try anything.

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mike_mussina September 7 2005, 15:15:04 UTC
i think my emo!infection's gotten worse. course, it doesn't help this elbow thing seems to be getting worse too. i'm making due with lots of medication and trying to out-emo the emo with lots of ansgty emo songs, but smacking myself against a wall does seem pretty promising right now. maybe i'll try that and let you know if it works? if i'm still conscious, that is.

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scott_hatteberg September 14 2005, 04:15:31 UTC
trying to out-emo the emo

haha! dude, that's classic.

let's forget the wall, hey? didn't work for me anyway, so we should try and keep your pretty face intact. maybe you should try like an ultra-super-happy-ambush tactic and only commit to listening to things like "dirty hot sex" or "dancing queen." ? a little abba's never made me emo anyway.

course you might get slapped when someone hears you listening to disco. might work though, one never knows.

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nick_swisher September 6 2005, 19:34:25 UTC
Yes I do! I need beauty/talent/confidence/no-i-promise-i-don't-really-suck-this-bad/MORE TALENT sleep! As much as I can get.

But you can still call me if you want. :)

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scott_hatteberg September 6 2005, 20:08:23 UTC
oh, sweetheart, you're not the only one who came out smelling like something decidedly opposite to a rose after last night's game. 0 for 4. *sneer*

but really, beauty sleep? you? please. if you get any prettier, alex rodriquez is going to have you killed.

nahh, i'll wait til i see you in person to make a fool of myself.

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wtf i'm being nice chris_burke2 September 14 2005, 23:17:01 UTC
Ohmygod, you so do.

KICK. ASS. CATCH. TONIGHT. Wish the A's site would show the other one, too, but it's a duff and it won't. SAW YOUR HOMER THOUGH W00T

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ruby_durazo September 8 2005, 19:43:05 UTC
Tired of you? :(

...That makes two of us! BOOYAH.

Naw, really, you all better now? I'd give you a big sloppy kiss or something if I could reach you.

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scott_hatteberg September 14 2005, 04:16:48 UTC
i've never been happier to be miles away from you.

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ruby_durazo September 14 2005, 04:17:38 UTC
Why do I like you again?

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scott_hatteberg September 14 2005, 04:18:22 UTC
you don't, you love me madly. you want to be in my pants right now, don't you? DON'T YOU?

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