it is said that when one dies in the grip of a powerful rage...
01. I miss somebody right now. mmmmmf
02. I don't watch much TV these days. actually, first part of the offseason? i don't do much else.
03. I love olives. happy, chris burke?
04. I love sleeping. there are better things to do in bed.
05. I own lots of books.
06. I wear contact lenses. ick, sticking my finger in my eye? ewww
07. I love to play video games. . NOT. after adventure island. wtf?!
08. I've had sex. ...
09. I've watched porn movies. i was bored and curious!
10. I have been in a threesome. aren't those awkward?
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. almost psychos don't count.
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy. usually, but not if you ran over eric's skateboard or something. then you're only lying to save a life.
13. I look younger then I am. LOREAL NIGHT EFFECTS LIED TO ME!
14. I like and I respect Al Sharpton. i'm not one of the cool kids who knows who that is.
15. I curse frequently.
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
17. I have a hobby.
18. I've been told I: (women) have an applebottom, (men) am packing. should i be insulted?
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
20. I'm really, really smart. nnnnno. no, i don't think so.
21. I've never hurt anyone. i'm a prize-fighting boxer, so i hurt people for a living. *flex*
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. deep as a puddle, that's me.
23. I hate the rain. !!!!!!!!
24. I'm paranoid at times. scared. of. wide. open. spaces.
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, and scar-free. maybe if "pain-free" were included.
26. I need money right now. i need a ticket to chicago right now.
27. I love sushi.
28. I talk really, really fast.
29. I have fresh breath in the morning. i've never thought to smell my own breath, so we'll bold half the sentence.
30. I have semi-long hair. not really, but i need a haircut.
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas. just a little bit. one year!
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister.
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males)
35. I have a twin.
36. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
37. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
38. I like the way that I look. sometimes. right now i look shitty.
39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. wasn't a giant thing.
40. I know how to cornrow.
41. I am usually pessimistic.
42. I have a lot of mood swings. christyes.
43. I think prostitution should be legalized. oh why not, people are going to hook/pick up "escorts" whether or not it's legal. while we're using that logic, why not just clear mary jane too?
44. I think Britney Spears is hot. i could be her great-grandfather or something!
45. I've sworn at my parents not lately. i'm a little past the teen rebellion years.
46. I have a hidden talent. i used to be able to flip an open bottle behind me without spilling anything. if i tried it now though, i'd just end up sober with wet pants.
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
48. I think that I'm popular. like it that way.
49. I am currently single.
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex. doi.
51. I enjoy talking on the phone.
52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
53. I love to shop. don't laugh.
54. I would rather shop than eat. i don't like it that much. that's pathetic.
55. I would classify myself as ghetto.
56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders. not with the sweater, no. if you're going to have a sweater, why not just wear it?
57. I'm obsessed with my Livejournal.
58. I don’t hate anyone. I dislike them.
59. I'm a pretty good dancer. avvverage.
61. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. the other way around, most likely
62. I have a cell phone.
63. I believe in God. i believe in the supernatural, and i believe in faith. i don't know about "god" as an entity.
64. I noticed a minute ago that there was no number 60.
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. good luck making me pass out with alcohol as your only weapon.
66. I love drama. not personal, but if we're talking like sean penn movies, yes.
67. I have never been in a "real" relationship before.
68. I've rejected someone before. uhh, not that i can remember. that's bad, isn't it?
69. I currently have a crush on someone. wouldn't call it a "crush"
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. I WANT TO STAY IN OAKLAND. hi, mr. beane.
71. I want to have children in the future. no more! 4 is enough. that counts eric, my dear dear son, of course.
72. I have changed a diaper before
73. I've called the cops on a friend before. i AM the law.
74. I bite my nails.
75. I'm a member of the Tom Green fan club. UNLEASH THE FURY!!!
76. I'm not allergic to anything.
77. I have a lot to learn.
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger. i despise the word "dating," but i did have a date of sorts last valentine's day.
79. I plan on seeing Tim Burton's newest movie.
80. I am very shy around the opposite same sex.
81. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved.
83. I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
84. I have made a move on a friend’s significant other in the past.
85. I own the "South Park" movie.
86. I have avoided assignments at school to be on Livejournal.
87. When I was a kid I played "birds and bees" with a neighbor or chum.
88. I enjoy country music. i'd rather rot.
89. I enjoy different genres of music.
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can.
92. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story"
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. i "help" ella trick or treat.
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. shut up, i have small children. it's bound to grow on you. come on! squidward's pimpin.
98. I have dated a close friend's ex. not that i know of?
99. I have cut my self before. accidentally, mostly. back in high school i tried being a drama hog, but once it started stinging i decided i didn't want to anymore. ...and then ran to my mommy.
100. I am happy at this moment.