The person in this post is not me. And again, I am not being defensive.

[scottishandsexy]

Well I know of this fellow -- very athletic, tall, good-looking (ahem) Scotsman. I've known him since forever and I am quite certain that he is a genuinely good guy. But lately, he has unmistakably fallen into a rut.

Here is my his problem. He loves this woman -- gorgeous, blonde, curly-haired petite woman. But then there's this blonde, (he likes

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[chaser_kb]

Oh.

Well, er, um, I wonder if this fellow has any feelings of annoyance or anything like that toward the tall, athletic blonde.

Is all.

With two people? This -- fellow you speak of loves the tall, athletic girl?

Wow. I would've - I would've never thought that.

[scottishandsexy]

I'mHe is not annoyed, much less angry at said tall, atheltic blonde. I reckon, for the life of him, after all they've been through, he could never feel that way toward her.

His annoyance is geared towards his own self, to be honest.

I believe that has already been established.

This whole strikeout business is giving me a headache.

[chaser_kb]

You He shouldn't be annoyed at yourhimself.

I think it's all the athletic girl's fault. She had to go tell him... things.

Oh. Is that so?

Why, oh WHY, did I smile when I read that?

If there is no strikeout business, I think you would have a bigger headache.

I feel like a whore. A freaking whore.

Oh my goodness.

[scottishandsexy]

. . .

You shouldn't. It's my fault.

[mari_the_sneak]

YourHe is not pathetic. Just bloody stupid.

I can't believe you would....I don't understand how...

You love her? And you are haveing doubts about our relationship?

Oliver...I...just...how could you do this to me? Your ex-girlfriend?! Merlin, couldn't it have been any other girl besides Katie Bell?! I mean, I knew that something was terribly messed up after I saw you with her that night Yes I bloody saw you with her.

I don't understand. We were doing so well. I, erm...just...

You ARE an awfull person. For putting us both through this. You can't be in love with two women at once Oliver Wood.

I love you. With all my heart and soul. More than any other man I've ever loved. Can't that be enough for you?

[scottishandsexy]

I'd say he is both.

I don't know. I don't bloody know!

Merlin, couldn't it have been any other girl besides Katie Bell?! -- What in Godric's name was this supposed to mean?!

Well fuck me. What exactly did you see? Oh never mind... whatever it was it was enough to set you off...

Dammit Mari, do you think I don't know that? I'm fucking miserable that I screwed things over between us.

And I love you too... but...

...maybe things were never really over between me and Katie.

[mari_the_sneak]

You don't know?! Oh bloody hell.

What in Godric's name was this supposed to mean?! I just meant that she is your ex-girlfriend and used her name instead of saying 'ex-girlfriend' twice. I have nothing against her...or well, I didn't before all this happened!

Enough to come home and want to hex myself into oblivion and never return. To think you'd...oh nevermind.

You don't seem too ruddy miserable.

There is no such fucking thing as "I love you too...but...", Oliver.

...I understand that. But that doesnt mean you can go and cheat on your current girlfriend because things were "never really over" with your ex. That gives you not right to betrey me. To make me feel like I'm not good enough for you. Like what we have...is..noth--oh fuck it.

You've never made me cry before. At least, not like this....

[scottishandsexy]

I'm sorry. I'm just terribly torn right now.

I am so sorry, Mari. I had not meant for it to go that way. Godric knows I was just a bit... and it was she who... oh never mind. It's no use explaining.

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Baby please don't leave me.