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[scottishshaman]

Two atoms are walking down the street. One atom says, "Darn I lost an electron."
The other atom says, "Are you sure?"
The first atom says, "I'm Positive!"

Comments

[fallingtopieces]

that's worse than the joke i told you the other day.

but it still made me laugh. don't tell anyone.

<3

[suesheeme]

Ha ha ha!

(But funnier if you fix the bold spelling error.)

[scottishshaman]

didnt you know...most geniuses cant spell for shit ;)

and now its fixed

[suesheeme]

Or punctuate, I guess! ;)

Just giving you shit.

[miss_alio]

Holy fucking shit, you sound like my friend Jeff, the chemistry major.

Jeff: If there is a mole of moles, and they dig a mole of holes, what will you see? ......A mole of moleasses!

Har har har. I have retarded friends. :-P

[simplexity]

a neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink.
after receiving the drink he asks the bartender how much he owes.
the bartender says, "for you? no charge."