A knock-knock Joke

[scottro]

Me: Knock-knock
Little B: Who's there?
Me: I have no idea.
Little B: I have no idea who?
Me: Exactly.

He howled with laughter.

God I love my son.

Comments

[andrewhime]

B+

Promising.

[fich]

Try this one with him:

You: I'll tell you a knock knock joke. You start.
Him: OK, knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Him: Ummmmmmmmm.....

[scottro]

Tried that one on him about two years ago. His reply? "That doesn't make any sense."

I liked it though.

77

[scottro]

I do as well, actually. but my all time favorite is this:

Me: Hey, verduci, ask me if I'm a chair.
You: scottro, are you a chair?
Me: No.

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[adb_foldem]

Oldie but, goodie:

K K
W T?
Banana
Banana who?
K K
W T?
Banana
Banana who?
(iterate ad nauseum until:)
W T?
Orange
O W?
Aren't you glad I din't say Banana?