Comments | scottsch: KRONOS: DEVOURER OF WORLDS!

scottsch

KRONOS: DEVOURER OF WORLDS!

Aug 31, 2007 10:59

(Reposted from snarkyshark2's journal)

Dear LJ Genie,

scottsch and I will be out of town starting from Sept. 7th and going through the 16th. We have this adorable pet who needs a little TLC while we're gone. His name is Kronos, and he likes to eat, drink and sleep. He's a good pet for anyone who doesn't have canines or felinoids, as they would probably enjoy a ( Read more... )

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jkirzner August 31 2007, 18:30:33 UTC

Jacob has this story about some Asian family where the daughter asked the dad to watch her dog and the dog was misbehaving so the father cooked and ate the dog. Therefore, you should be concerned that someone would acquire Kronos for culinary purposes.

duckierose August 31 2007, 18:33:31 UTC

JONATHAN HUNGRY.

scottsch August 31 2007, 18:47:41 UTC

No, I should be concerned that an Asian would acquire Kronos for culinary purposes.

furfybird August 31 2007, 19:05:01 UTC

Wow! He's huge!

And KEWT!

If I didn't have felinoids, I'd offer to host him for a while.

(I can't believe he's NEVER pinched you, what a sweety! I had one latch on to that spot between the thumb and index finger once,...held on for a good hour, at least. Good times.)

scottsch August 31 2007, 20:08:34 UTC

He has never pinched snarkyshark2, but he did pinch me once. It was light and I was more surprised than anything.

sexual favors nuns August 31 2007, 20:16:03 UTC

So wait. Are you saying that if I take care of Kronos, I get to sleep with scottsch?

Re: sexual favors snarkyshark2 September 1 2007, 17:17:43 UTC

Yes, *sigh* He's so loose

Re: sexual favors snarkyshark2 September 2 2007, 05:39:47 UTC

The original plan was a bait-and-switch, but you saw right through it!

Re: sexual favors scottsch September 2 2007, 17:49:06 UTC

Oops... that bait-and-switch comment was from me.

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evilbutcute August 31 2007, 20:44:44 UTC

I have turtles, but they stay in their tank. Do you have a travel tank for Kronos?

I'd have to double check with the boyfriend, but may be able to help.
Will let you know maybe tonightish.

scottsch August 31 2007, 21:03:23 UTC

Thanks! This might be a pain for you to take on the bus, though. We would give you Kronos in his full tank (with sand), which weighs, um, 10 pounds? 20?

Let me know what your boyfriend says.

evilbutcute September 1 2007, 01:06:54 UTC

So silly me forgot and was just reminded by the boy about a Vegas trip that this will overlap. So, as your baby(crab)sitter would have to find another baby(crab)sitter for a couple of the days, I'm gonna hafta withdraw my offer. Sowwy!

scottsch September 1 2007, 01:25:33 UTC

No problem, I found someone else.

jhonen_red August 31 2007, 20:46:05 UTC

Hey, I could probably do this. We don't have any pets or throw any crab-endangering parties, and fuzzbean will be out of town; I don't have any travel plans over that period.

scottsch August 31 2007, 21:03:50 UTC

Great! You live in Culver City, right?

jhonen_red August 31 2007, 21:20:42 UTC

Palms, but yeah, near Venice and Overland, at the edge of Culver City. I'd post my address here, but who knows what kind of scoundrels populate your friends list?

scottsch August 31 2007, 22:57:50 UTC

I think I have a pretty good idea.

Ok, we can drop off Kronos some time next week. Does that sound good?

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