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D to the X-treme in H-town

Jun 28, 2005 20:50

You may want to listen to dueling banjos whilst reading this week’s installment of D’s Life: Boredom to the X-Treme. This past week I had the pleasure of being invited to the drunk-redneck (I know that’s redundant) capital of New York State, Heuvelton (yes that’s spelt correctly {they were drunk when they came up with the name}). How do you ( Read more... )

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Great Entry steve45607 June 29 2005, 01:58:48 UTC

Wow - Hilarious entry. Mike and I just about rolled on the floor laughing while reading the flashback part. Mike had forgotten all the details, but never fear, for I was witness for the trip to Joe's place and confirmed. In addition, I'd like to say in my defense that even though I dumped a bucket of water on that chick and guy they had it coming (he thought it was funny). Plus I did give her some dry clean clothes to change into (which as you accounted she did right in front of a few witnesses {nice body though, I won't lie [I probably shouldn't have said that since she was only 16 at the time, but meh...]}) On a side note, props to Joe for returning those clothes to me on a later date clean and folded! (One of them was my senior jersey thing ( ... )

It's B-ridge!!! anonymous June 29 2005, 12:58:17 UTC

I'm a virgin to this so forgive me. D, this was by far the best journal entry ever. Although I am at work while reading it, I still managed to let out a few out loud laughs (great, now everyone at work thinks I enjoy my job way too much!). As you know, I was a bit jealous that you got to go to H-town first. After reading this entry you've suddenly made me realize that H-town may just be the scariest place for me to ever visit(sorry Joe, but come on, me, there...it's a recipe for disaster and possibly a few girl fights)!!!
On that note, did anyone else catch that D implied that Joe slept with a 16 year old? Maybe I read it incorrectly but EWWWWWA!!! Never mind the fact that if this 16 year old was from Joe's hometown chances are they may just be related.
P.S. Happy early b-day D!
P.S.S. Since this obviously is the only way for us and the Lewport friends to communicate (sarcasm)I'd like to give a shout out to Steve and Mike. We must do another Bison's game before the summer ends!

Re: It's B-ridge!!! steve45607 July 1 2005, 00:27:15 UTC

Yeah - Bisons game, definately. Oddly enough, Bobbo and I were just talking about that yesterday - sayin how we should do it again and all. By the way, D's birthday isn't for a few weeks...

Thanks for the shout out - right back at ya!

hornier-than-Heuvelton girl anonymous June 29 2005, 16:03:54 UTC

Hey loser... nice journal entry....by the way im not from heuvelton im from ogdensburg lol......and im not that horny anymore lol thanks though......but hey the past is a good laugh. However Your dead next time i see you.

One more thing.. anonymous June 29 2005, 16:07:11 UTC

Haha sleepin in the same bed as my friends cousin......nothing happened......he is a nice guy lol. Glad i grew up a little from those stupid years

How dare you ask of me! anonymous June 29 2005, 19:48:26 UTC

Hey you're the writer here pal... not me! (just joking)....(but somewhat serious) By the way it's mike. And anyways about the flashback yet again... steve's confirmation was true and we laughed but I'm blowin steve in because he wasnt drinking a beer when he typed that. How do i know this you ask? BECUASE I TOOK THE LAST ONE... HA HOW DO YA LIKE THAT STEVE YOUR RUINED I TELLS YA RUINED!! On some brief, other notes: WobbleDobbleFlakes will dominate this year.... no 1 point playoff upsets, Yes b-ridge we should hit another Bisons game and thanks for the shout-out woo yeah shout back alright woo! and in my defense i shouldnt lose points... not even joking points, especially if i could have done jail time for my possible actions (with regards to the not hitting on the drunk girl)... but on that note long live RFL!!

Re: How dare you ask of me! steve45607 July 1 2005, 00:35:43 UTC

You dumb BASTARD!

I hate you for not letting me have some damn beer. I hadn't noticed there was none until after I posted. And by the way, I'm blowing you in. At the time of the incident discussed you were only 18 years old. According to NYS law, an 18 year old and a 16 year old is not considered statutory rape.
AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!!

Zing! Alright, so maybe it's not a very good zing, but I'm gonna submit this entry anyway! Yeah!

P.S.- That thumbs down above this reply is for you Mike!