He Should've Hailed to the Chimp
Before I get to my normal ramblings I must talk about a couple things. I’ve worked in retail for awhile and I’ve seen some funny things. But yesterday I’ve seen the funniest thing I’ve seen whilst working. The flooring department at Lowe’s has 2 tables with 4 swivel chairs per table. I was helping a elderly couple picking out carpet when I
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1. I was hoping to get away with not falling into one of those groups, and then you had to spring the "any other federal acronym" line. Damn you.
2. 32 - That's the number of parentheses you used. Hell, you even spelled out "parentheses" inside of a set of parentheses. This has to be some sort of record for a Live Journal post. I'll call Guinness.
3. What is the UGLT?
Take care, my (-19)Commander in Chief.
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my how to be an evil villian handbook will finally come in handy!
and, i would suggest food poisoning. have an "ethnic feast" where you didn't realize every one could be poisoned by....oh...elderberry wine!
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I hereby nominate myself as:
Secretary of all Rules, Rule Boys, Rule Disputes, Warhammer, Magic the Gathering, and otherwise.
In my enclosed resume you can see that I have extensive experience in the realm of rules and rule negotiations, as well as rule disputes that have yet to be decided.
In conclusion, I have indeed Hailed to the Chimp, and he told me to tell you that owning the Denver Bronco's is ok....
Ohhhhh, but they suck. ~Homer J. Simpson
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I'm pretty sure that you and I are the only two people in the world who got the UGLT reference, but that's probably because we're omnithinkers. And omnithinkers have to use parentheses alot because they're always thinking about something else (like the family matters theme song).
By the way, I'd like to be considered for the "Secretary of Keeping It Real."
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We need a new live journal entry to entertain us.
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