The Return of the (Parentheses) King
Forgiveness please! I apologize to all of my journal fans that were expecting a journal entry much sooner (The new Mrs. Qmeredith M. for one (qcongratulaions!)). I do have an excuse for like 5 days, the other 5 months I was just a jerk-ass. Alright I’m trying to save time so I’m going to cut this intro. shor
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1. I didn't even bother counting parentheses this time. Too many.
2. Swanson still has that grin on his face. I thought the army would have changed that.
3. Your grill looks like a battleship. And that's a good thing.
4. On an unrelated note, Kotar (Waa-waa, Play of the Day, etc.) is back in town. We should have a few drinks and reminisce.
5. "Bond-like charm" - I've been playing a lot of Goldeneye: Rogue Agent for PS2. It's four player. I highly suggest you check it out.
6. I need a good Greg story.
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Now, I literally did gasp at this point. Then I said "what?!" out loud to myself and there isn't even anybody in the room but me.
..."I was told that the tailgating festivity was going to be a “knee-slapper of a hoe-down”. "...
Okay, okay okay okay, STOP! At this point, you can be pretty damn sure what you're getting yourself into.
..."Not completely understanding what I was getting myself into, I reluctantly agreed."...
Ughh...
..."give my co-workers the “Swedish-Noodle-Drop”"...
Alrigt... I'm not even sure I wanna know.
..."Let’s just say I’ve grilled everything from steaks to Frosted Flakes. "...
I gotta ask, if you grill frosted flakes does that make them crispy again? I know how you love that first bowl right out of an unopened box. So, does grilling the flakes help return them to that state or something? :P It is a nice grill, BTW.
..."2. Only wear recent jerseys, if the player doesn’t play for them anymore then the jersey has expired "...
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