Thoughts of the Now...

[scoured]

1) Yesterday, I washed and conditioned my hair before making an appointment and going to the salon, where my stylist washed and treated my hair with SOMETHING AMAZING and mysterious and...the point is, I need to stop touching my hair. It is becoming a problem

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[st_aurafina]

It's always so disappointing to discover that the stuff from the stylist never smells/feels as good when you buy it and take it home. There's some key step that activates it or something - maybe in the blow-dryer?

I summon someone to the side of the pool where I swim in my collected wealth Scrooge McDuck style, and I pay this person to create my PowerPoint presentations, so I never have to do this dirty work ever again.

I have a really clear image of this person, and it's Donald Duck. Creepy!

[scoured]

I know! I never buy stuff from the salon because 1) I'm cheap and 2) I am all thumbs and wouldn't be able to use it properly anyway. Me + most product generally equals a gooey mess. So, it 's funny, she has stopped telling me what she's using, because she knows I won't buy it anyway, so I have no idea what she put on there. But it is soft. Still.

Oh no, I think Donald Duck might be even worse at PowerPoint than I am! I can only imagine what he would come up with.