TO: vriska.serket@kernos.net FROM: dave.strider@kernos.net DATE/TIME: Day Sixteen, Night. screw hours SUBJECT: IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ!
MESSAGE:
one morning there was a orphan whose parents died by being eaten by blue spiders. She was a nice girl and the nuns at the orphanage took good care of her until one night, the spiders came back. They were after her blood.
in the end she learned to command them and she became a fat spider and ate everyone.
TO: vriska.serket@kernos.net FROM: dave.strider@kernos.net DATE/TIME: Day Sixteen, Night. SUBJECT: ****THIS IS REALLY SCARY!!!!! DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY SCARED BUT IT MIGHT BE TOO LATE!!!!!****
MESSAGE:
i was in my apartment with my best friend, randy. we were watching some game-show on tv where a woman would hide underneath beds and when people start to go to sleep she would crawl out and leap on them screaming in their faces.
we thought it was really funny and randy said to me, "hahaha you would be so scared if that happened to you.........!!!" i shook my head and laughed, "no i wouldnt you douche im scared of nothing."
but i was dead wrong...!!!
we both went to bed and randy slept on the bottom bunk and when i woke up he was gone!!!
my hands were covered in blood and i found out i was like that girl in the gameshow
please help me!!!!!! if you dont send this to ten people i will come after you next because you were too heartless to help me
or maybe its too late..............................
this is what i get for relying on lazarus fkdjscourgesisterOctober 29 2011, 04:59:28 UTC
TO: dave.strider@kernos.net FROM: vriska.serket@kernos.net DATE/TIME: Day Sixteen, Night. SUBJECT: RE: COMPLETE 8ULLSHIT
MESSAGE: At the risk of sounding like our 8rave and fearless leader: FUCK OFF ALREADY!!!!!!!! Or at least w8 until I'm done typing up a scathing reply to the LAST 8atch of muscle8east shit you dropped on my screen, Jegus. ::::|
TO: dave.strider@kernos.net FROM: vriska.serket@kernos.net DATE/TIME: Day Sixteen, Night. SUBJECT: RE: COMPLETE 8ULLSHIT
MESSAGE: Like so. 1) This is dum8. 2) You don't have any friend named Randy, 8ecause you are a loser and have no friends. 3) You would totally 8e scared of a silly l8-night show. In fact I 8et you wet your Earth cocoon every night for less! 4) The one thing this thing DID get right is that you are always wrong. Always. 5) This is still dum8. 6) If you were reeeeeeeeally in danger, do you think I'd lift a prong to help you???????? 7) ^NO. 8) You are really dum8. For real.
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FROM: dave.strider@kernos.net
DATE/TIME: Day Sixteen, Night. screw hours
SUBJECT: IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ!
MESSAGE:
one morning there was a orphan whose parents died by being eaten by blue spiders. She was a nice girl and the nuns at the orphanage took good care of her until one night, the spiders came back. They were after her blood.
in the end she learned to command them and she became a fat spider and ate everyone.
she looked like this:
( ... )
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FROM: vriska.serket@kernos.net
DATE/TIME: Day Sixteen, Night. hear hear
SUBJECT: RE: IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ!
MESSAGE:
8re you fucking c8lling me f8t????????
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FROM: dave.strider@kernos.net
DATE/TIME: Day Sixteen, Night.
SUBJECT: RE: IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ!
MESSAGE:
im not not calling you fat
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FROM: dave.strider@kernos.net
DATE/TIME: Day Sixteen, Night.
SUBJECT: ****THIS IS REALLY SCARY!!!!! DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY SCARED BUT IT MIGHT BE TOO LATE!!!!!****
MESSAGE:
i was in my apartment with my best friend, randy. we were watching some game-show on tv where a woman would hide underneath beds and when people start to go to sleep she would crawl out and leap on them screaming in their faces.
we thought it was really funny and randy said to me, "hahaha you would be so scared if that happened to you.........!!!" i shook my head and laughed, "no i wouldnt you douche im scared of nothing."
but i was dead wrong...!!!
we both went to bed and randy slept on the bottom bunk and when i woke up he was gone!!!
my hands were covered in blood and i found out i was like that girl in the gameshow
please help me!!!!!! if you dont send this to ten people i will come after you next because you were too heartless to help me
or maybe its too late..............................
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FROM: vriska.serket@kernos.net
DATE/TIME: Day Sixteen, Night.
SUBJECT: RE: COMPLETE 8ULLSHIT
MESSAGE:
At the risk of sounding like our 8rave and fearless leader:
FUCK OFF ALREADY!!!!!!!!
Or at least w8 until I'm done typing up a scathing reply to the LAST 8atch of muscle8east shit you dropped on my screen, Jegus. ::::|
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FROM: vriska.serket@kernos.net
DATE/TIME: Day Sixteen, Night.
SUBJECT: RE: COMPLETE 8ULLSHIT
MESSAGE:
Like so.
1) This is dum8.
2) You don't have any friend named Randy, 8ecause you are a loser and have no friends.
3) You would totally 8e scared of a silly l8-night show. In fact I 8et you wet your Earth cocoon every night for less!
4) The one thing this thing DID get right is that you are always wrong. Always.
5) This is still dum8.
6) If you were reeeeeeeeally in danger, do you think I'd lift a prong to help you????????
7) ^NO.
8) You are really dum8. For real.
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its part of a stupid prandsfkjklhgjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
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FROM: vriska.serket@kernos.net
DATE/TIME: Day 20, Night.
SUBJECT: Incredi8ly Serious 8usiness
MESSAGE: ======>
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