Im gonna tattoo "May contain nuts" on my scrotum just in case....

[scouseneon]

So, last week i saw my face properly for the first time in about 3 years..... very odd. Not quite how i expected it to be, but im not gonna argue with it. Got a checkup tomorrow to ensure the cling film that ive been putting on my eyes hasnt caused my brain to melt or something. Scag got a job, she is now a real nurse, possibly even with bells

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[d_morff]

I like the last quote best.. gonna have to tell Dave that. Mail us you slackjawed yokel! :D

Blah!

[scouseneon]

I tried, but it bounced. Bah sod it, ill spam the ginger love wookie and get him to pass on my mail, then you spam me and ill spam you! =D Like a spam orgy.

[donotvoteatall]

What's cling film?

Well...

[scouseneon]

Its like thin plastic that comes in roles that you pull off and wrap food in to keep it fresh. Its also what i call contact lenses.

Re: Well...

[donotvoteatall]

Sweet.

[jezabelleblu]

Funny quotes!

[anonymous]

>> wHen u aLready sTart reaDing tHis dO'nT sTop or eLse sUmtin baD
>>wiL haPpen... My name is Teddy.. I am 7 years old with blonde hair
>>and scary eyes. I Have no nose or ears. I am dead. If you do not
>>send this to 15ppl in the next 5 minutes, I will appear tonight by
>>your bed with a knife And kill you. This is no joke something good
>>will happen to you tonight at 10:22. This is not a joke someone
>>will call you or will talk to you online and say I love you. do not
>>break it

[scouseneon]

Is this i have to send it within 5 minutes of reading it, or 5 minutes of you posting this rediculous bollocks in my LiveJournal?

And seriously, how many dead 7 year olds can use the internet, its hard enough trying to get a legible sentance out of the living ones.