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[scowlotica]

There are fucking creepy noises coming from under my bed

Its been a good 15 years since I last said that.

I'm not happy. Its like a gurgle or something. Ohgod Monsters Under My Bed.

Or creepy crawlies, but its a really loud noise :(

Comments

[many_angled_one]

Dont worry, I'm sure it isnt a monster. It is probably just a pervert or something.

But if it was a monster..oh boy..if you crawled under you might end up in Narnia or something!!

[scowlotica]

I would like to eat narnia truffles, and drink from a chalice. It sounds lovely.

[many_angled_one]

It's possibly dodgy truffles that made them think they were in narnia in the first place. But I always liked the White Witch, she was cool. Didnt see Aslan giving them decent grub did you? pfft.

[sprinting]

MONSTERS/ROBO-GEESE

[scowlotica]

puddleduck petitions against the font. Real geese 4 life and breadcrusts!

[northward]

*Swats at the monster*

[scowlotica]

yay! Poke him in the eye so I can run away please :)

[kindie]

I thought it was just me who could hear things creeping about under the floorboards. I swear one time it sounded like those things in Black Books

[scowlotica]

creepy things, too many creepy things. At least mothra isnt back!