Oh, how different life would be if I acted on any of the plans I ever made whilst lather, rinse, repeating. Although, second time around, the conversation has played out in my head and I always think better of it.

Some of the best thinking gets done whilst adjusting that shower temperature so it doesnt burn my elbows.

Four years of university, a liberal if not slighty skewed catholic upbringing and 22 years of believing that people deserve to be treated equally and not judged ( Read more... )

The sandwich boy put cranberries in my turkey and ham sandwich today.

Worst day ever.

FRUIT DOES NOT BELONG IN MEATY THINGS

Another day, another number 38 ( Read more... )

Last night I woke up laughing. It may be the best way to wake up. Two of my three minute dreams (a reteraunt lover's rant about plain noodles and a video game character dying in the final level) tickled me so much my subconcious laughter had a knock on effect in the real world ( Read more... )

What a great procrastination website ( Read more... )

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In need of some adventures. Need to lift the head from the day to day.

You woke up my neighbourhood says:

you smell like i just farted you out

This is awful! The mental images will never leave :(

THINGS THAT ARE GREAT ( Read more... )