Well, foot, you are a jerk. I kinda knew this was coming, since my foot often hurts since I broke it the first time... but now it's officially broken again. damn!
Having a broken foot must suck some massive brazillian anal midget effluent leakage. But at least it'll be better soon and you can go hopping around in the forest in spring time...like a rabbit, only with less hair and bigger boobs.
Haha! I am willing to bet this is the best comment I'm going to get :P Last time it took 2 weeks to heal enough for me to walk on it.. so I'm guessing it'll be similar this time. I think it's less serious this time, though, they didn't even give me a cast.
So are you taking time off of work and relaxing to let it heal up and get better? If worse comes to worse and your stuck with a deformed club foot fit only for stomping and occaisionally kicking children that wander too close to your lawn, you can make a great and promising career as a grape stomper. Wineries from all over will be knocking on your door trying to get your fabulous golden foot club to crush their grapes into liver damaging deliciousness....god I want a glass of wine right now, it's just one of those wine days y'know?
Hahaha, no I don't think I'll take time off work, it doesn't really hurt or anything :) I will drink some wine though.. or more likely beer.. and then try not to die as I climb the 2 flights of stairs to my appartment.
I fell while wearing heels. Same as last time. This time I was pretty drunk though... last time I wasn't. Ah well, it really didn't take much, I don't htink it ever fully healed before.
Comments 15
:)
Reply
Reply
Last time it took 2 weeks to heal enough for me to walk on it.. so I'm guessing it'll be similar this time. I think it's less serious this time, though, they didn't even give me a cast.
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
what an insane-o night, had by all!
Reply
Leave a comment