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May 18, 2007 23:58

DEAR JERK
I know you're there, I can see you, and your stupid nest, beside the air conditioner. If you don't relocate I'm going to take the air conditioner out, let my cats eat you then push your babies to the ground. Hearing one 'coooooooo' all the time is bad enough, if I have to hear five baby versions of it too I'm going to go insane.AHHHHHHHHH

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kira_lynn May 20 2007, 01:27:32 UTC
One taste of salmon and you hate all animals!

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scraatch May 20 2007, 01:34:17 UTC
I haven't eaten the salmon yet.
Pigeons aren't animals they are little spawns of satan.

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kira_lynn May 20 2007, 01:34:50 UTC
rats with wings!

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scraatch May 20 2007, 01:36:02 UTC
Aww see I like rats.. they're cute and smart and dont coo.

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the_arachne May 20 2007, 01:31:18 UTC
*offers the hypothetical shotgun she contemplates shooting the noisy sparrows with*

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scraatch May 20 2007, 01:35:10 UTC
I'd be happy with chirping outside my window... just not that COOOOOO that jerk keeps doing!! AHH

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the_arachne May 20 2007, 01:35:52 UTC
come to my party?

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winterblitz May 20 2007, 05:33:16 UTC
Hey! You're friends with Sarah? Maybe we've met! I'm the girl giving you kitchen related things (through one of the ottawa communities)...

Turns out I'll be in town tomorrow... Meet & greetz?

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winterblitz May 20 2007, 05:32:00 UTC
FUck that! Me neighbours here @ mom and dad's have THREE fucking dogs that barked for like seven straight hours today. At eleven p.m. is when I start phoning them, and if they don't stop the dogs - I call the cops. Try sleeping with three dogs barking, one of which is a beagle (They howl).

I feel your pain baby! See ya tomorrow?

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sloot May 22 2007, 00:46:34 UTC
the noise bylaws are easy to find on the ottawa city website.

it's actually the pet one that you want to check though - it has a great phrase on there.

Personally, I'd recommend leaving a letter before calling the cops (actually noise is bylaw, so not cops, all the city).

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scraatch May 20 2007, 17:13:13 UTC
I haven't eaten any meat yet.

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joshlindley May 20 2007, 17:37:14 UTC
two days into non-veganism and you're ready to start a fucking holocaust?
dead to me.

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scraatch May 20 2007, 23:15:44 UTC
I haven't eaten meat yet.

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joshlindley May 20 2007, 23:21:34 UTC
whatever babe.
it's the thought that counts.
and for the record, you know that I'm just teasing right? What you eat is none of my business. and i personally, would have thrown many a firework at the pidge on the window by now.

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scraatch May 20 2007, 23:28:06 UTC
;P i just managed to open it a bit and pushed the (empty_ nest off... not its open enough for kitty paws so i doubt that jerk comes back :D

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