Well im at my boyfriends right now.. i slept over.. i got to sleep in his bed, unfortunately he was not in it, but i  got to hug his pillow. I have to work today.. boohoo.. but hopefully it goes fast so i can hang out with Taylor and beat him at Chess!!! (wow we sounds like losers, and if i told you want we are doing right now we would sound like ( Read more... )

I went to my cousins graduation today... where I was please to see a male blow up doll being thrown around along with blown up condoms and beach balls, but by far the high light of my day was to hear this name being announced over the loud speakers... "Jason Elbert Dickhung the III" o what a name... what a name! And of coarse the announcer broke it ( Read more... )

Today I thought I lost my left testicle... but then I found it.

I was having a conversation at work about Michael Jackson.. it went a little something like this>

Co Worker A> Michael Jackson was found not guilty

Leon> No Shit I watch the news

Customer/ person that is cool enough that I can say shit in front of> I think he did it

Leon> Shoot if Michael Jackson molested me.. I would have let him

Let me explain ( Read more... )

I'm so frustrated with everything right now. I have no motivation to go to work and deal with customers, I feel sorry for any customer that gives me shit today. All I feel like doing is calling in and going for a nice drive. Hmm... scanning mind for excuses!!!  I wonder what Dena is doing today? Then again it is so last minute.. I should just suck ( Read more... )

"I Think Your AMAZING" I think it is amazing how you can be having the shittiest day, and really for no good reason, just because maybe you didn't get enough sleep the night before, or because you were thinking weird/crazy thoughts, and because you don't know exactly how to exactly handle your emotions, like being sad, but not being able to cry " ( Read more... )

AS  QUICKLY  AS  YOU  CAN,  READ  ALOUD  THE
                                             COLOR  THAT  EACH   WORD  IS  WRITTEN 
                                             IN.....NOT  THE  ACTUAL  WORD  THAT'S  WRITTEN.

GREEN YELLOW BLUE ORANGE WHITE RED
 GREEN BLUE ORANGE YELLOW WHITE GREEN
RED BLUE WHITE GREEN ORANGE YELLOW
ORANGE BLUE GREEN ( Read more... )

Olny sxey poelpe can

cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses ( Read more... )

It's a cruel cruel world> Now I observe overweight men at the gym who weigh themselves on the scale in the locker room, its fun to see them, and its funny to see them yell at the poor scale as if it is the scales fault they gained 5 pounds. So they grunt and they hit the wall and go in the sauna as if that is really going to help. Well today I ( Read more... )

*Name: Leon J.. Forget the last name I dropped it
*Nickname: I don’t officially have one but some people in the past have called me Leroy for some reason
*Single or Taken: I don’t like the word “Taken” but I have a boyfriend and we both love each other very much.
*Sex: Male and honestly think that is what it meant
*Birthday: Oct 22
*Sign: Libra
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