Testicles.

( Why the long face? )

Do want you want to do. I am he, and she is she, but you're the only you. No one else has got your eyes; can't see the things you see. It's up to you to change your life, and my life's up to me. The problems that you suffer from are problems that you make. The shit we have to climb through, is shit we choose to take. If you don't like the life you ( Read more... )

I was thinking....
What if we're all delusional and everything around us isn't really going on? We'd have no idea.

I am worth $2,018,096.00 on HumanForSale.com

Let's see if you're a psycho-path.
 A women's mother dies. At the funeral she sees a man she's never seen before but falls with him instantly. However, the women never gets his number so she kills her own sister. What's the motive for killing her sister? EDIT ( Read more... )

My sister is going to Cancun in a week with her boyfriend.
He's extremely awesome, and I think he might propose to her there.
We share a room, and she's 20 and stuff.
And I just cleaned our whole room, it's spic and span.
I figured I'd give her one less thing to worry about before she leaves.
♥ SPBFFLILA.

I just spent the night in the hospital with my mother.
I'm so sick of her being put through this.
It's fucking bullshit.
UGH.

( I JUST HAD THE FUNNIEST RAP BATTLE OF MY LIFE WITH MY FRIEND BRIDIE. )

You Will Die at Age 52

52

Not bad, considering your super wild lifestyle

Want to live longer? Try losing a few bad habits.

What Age Will You Die?

You Are 0% Extrovert, 100% Introvert

You avoid people at all costs ( Read more... )