Misandri Not-Legacy Generation 1 Chapter 1 - Meet Lilac!
Welcome to Sunset Valley! The Sim Town for Simmers Everywhere! We've recently had a mass population increase with many interesting faces popping up all over the place.
"Can we get on with this?"
...Ah, right. You're hear to read about the crazy adventures of this Sim and her legacy. Correct? Right, then let's get on with it.
Meet Lilac Misandri! The founder of our glorious story! Her traits are Bookworm, Eco-Friendly, Flirt, Natural Cook and Unlucky. Her favourites are the colour lilac, soul music and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, Yum! Her lifetime wish is to be The Culinary Librarian. This, um... lucky lady has just moved to Sunset Valley and is about to lead us into her story.
"Excuse me? Hello? Ms. Author person? Um, I gotta few questions it ask you."
Yes? What are they my child?
"Okay. First, why am TEAL!?!"
Because it's unique and different.
"Fine. Seondly, what's going on? Why am I here and what are you doing?"
What's going on? Why, you've been brought into the greatest legacy of the Sims 3, The Sims 3 Story Blog! You are our story's founder, it is your job to lay the foundation of your legacy and ensure that there are future generations to build upon it! I am merely informing the readers of a few basic details about you before we begin.
"Ok...so this is a Legacy Challenge then?"
Not quite, for you see, I'm not too found of doing Legacy Challenges, I just like to read about them. So I am making a Not-Legacy, one where the rules are bent.
"Whatever."
Ahem, anyways. Lilac has recently moved to Sunset Valley and is about to begin her life there. So, let us begin!
This is Lilac's house, I built it myself on-
"Hold up! hold up! I thought you said this was a Legacy thing! Doesn't that mean I'm supposed to start out on a lawn, with nothing but a toilet, a fridge, and a bed?"
...No, as I said before this is a NOT-Legacy. Meaning you get to start out with a house!
"Oh cool, sounds like a plan-"
"-On second thought, can I take that back? I'd rather sleep on the lawn."
Why you ungrateful little b- *deep breath* That can be arranged.
"Well if your changing everything then make it lilac! That's my favourite colour!"
Later. First, we must go fulfill your two new wishes!
"I rolled a third to take a class..."
I am NOT giving you 400 simoleans to take a COOKING class. You can learn it faster at the library! Especially with my newly downloaded mod. ;)
"Mods aren't allowed in-"
Shut up and go get a job.
"Playground Monitor? I'm not even Family-Orientated! Or at all teacher-like!"
Hey it was YOUR wish to join the Education Career.
"What about Professions? Or self-employment? Or you know, hacking?"
You rolled the wish, you get the job. Roll a wish for something else and I'll switch jobs, got it? And, you're not a Computer Whiz, you can't hack.
"Damnit!"
Let's go to the park, shall we?
Meet Nate Morita, the first man Lilac has met in Sunset Valley! What do you think of him? Hmm.
"There are no wordsin the dictionary to describe how hideous he is."
...That's not very nice. Anywho, seeing as our founder doesn't have any interest in this...man...let's move on!
Hey look another alie- erm... colourful sim! Let's introduce ourselves!
Isn't she sweet?
"Get me out of here!"
Okay...so that's a no on the meeting Sunset Valley's mayor. Hmm...well, since you want to learn the Cooking Skill, let's send you to the library!
Nananananananana Batman!
"Oh, joy you're a comic geek too."
Ah shut up. I can kill you you know!
"But then this story would be over."
...I can kill you after you have a kid! ...And a spare!
"O.o'
Lilac needs Cooking Skill points if she ever wants to fulfill her lifetime wish. So it's time for some serious skilling!
Yay! A wish fulfilled! And a skill point too! ...Only 9 more to go. Great. Wait, where are you going?
Haha! You got sucked into listening to a boring Sim! Sucks to be you.
"Save me goddamnit!"
Fine... Hello there, who are you?
This is Torgo, Torgo Pendragon. Quick Lilac! Bag that Pizza Boy!!
"Seriously?"
Yes. Now move.
What do you think Lilac?
"He's not really my type."
Think about the other guys you've seen so far.
"He'll do."
Wait! Where are you going?
He ran away.
Lilac then decided to cheer herself up by talking about compost with Hank Goddard. What's this? He's thinking about love? Hearts?
"He's obviously captivated by my exoitc beauty."
Or maybe he just has heartburn.
"Shut up. I'm beautiful."
Mm...maybe.
Hank then steered the conversatio to more serious matters... like starving children. I'm not impressed, let's head home.
"I want to flirt with someone!"
Alright, alright. Flirt away.
And she's been rejected! Why? Because Hank here is MARRIED and LOYAL.
"You can't reject me! I'm a goddess!"
Apparently he can. And who's this in the background?
His name is Jake Roland and he has cornrows. But you know, that's okay. Because I can fix that if Lilac's interested. And if Jake is too.
And apparently they are both interested. Now the big question? Is he single?
Yes. He's single! Wahoo! Not that I'm getting ahead of myself now...nope, not at all. Good thing he is interested to, saves me from having to custom build a husband for Lilac.
"Can you build me one anyways? Just in case?"
No Lilac, you actually have to do some work to get somewhere in life.
"Damn..."
Aleright. Now thatyou've had your fun, it's time to head home. You're getting hungry and have to pee and I need to do some research for my novel before bed.
"Wait! No I don't want to go home!"
"You know, just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I'm happy about this."
Hey, at least I bought you a bike you Eco-Friendly weirdo. Now keep pedalling.
AND I went to all the trouble to re-CAS your house and make it the proper lilac colour.
"i'm still mad at you. I could be working my way to WooHoo right now. Instead I'm home. Cooking dinner."
"I don't even like Mac N' Cheese."
How is it?
"Too cheesy. I want peanut butter and jelly."
...Yeah, well your cooking skill is too low to make PB&J.
"How can it be too low to make a sandwich?!"
It' EA Lilac, they're not exactly the smartest people in the world.
Dont' forget to flush.
"Yeah, yeah. I'm not a child you know."
You're a Sim, you might as well be.
Good night Lilac. Sleep well.
"Zee,zee,zee..."
Tune in next time when we actually get somewhere with the plot. Assuming there is a plot.
Later! Comment please.