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[scratchmonkey]

"Long, long ago in Zipangu, the wondrously mystical land of the Orient, there existed a most fearsome band of warriors known as ninjas. Employing the superhuman Oriental magic of ninjitsu together with elegant, even acrobatic martial arts, the ninjas were tremendously skilled in the art of death. Their artistry in the use of katana swords and

Comments

[bulkor]

Holy crap that is awesome. I'm going to knock back a pint of bushido and read that again.

[scratchmonkey]

My favorite little detail is the words they chose to italicize...and the words that they didn't. For instance, why shuriken and not katana? Just odd.

Part of me feels that this has to have been done intentionally.

[amojojo]

RICE!

.....

AND ALSO ZEN!

speaking of Zen

[mrspleen]

I am deeply sad that we misplaced our little Safeway pamphlet featuring this guy and how dolphin-safe tuna leads to enlightenment and booty. It was. . . impressive.

[ghoumschloqie]

THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGHT DUDE TO RESCUE HIM?