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scratchmonkey

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Oct 12, 2005 19:01

Worth mentioning, even if it's all over the web currently:

http://lightningdrink.com/

I like how a Seagal-endorsed energy drink has a flavor called 'Asian Experience'. bulkor, I expect to hear your brain exploding shortly ( Read more... )

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ghoumschloqie October 13 2005, 03:09:53 UTC

Wait, I thought Oriental was the only flavor...

Brain exploding in five, four,... Oh, too late...

scratchmonkey October 13 2005, 03:17:53 UTC

On the bright side, you could steal it for your wrestling act:

Hop Sing Lee: The Asian Experience!

bulkor October 13 2005, 06:11:17 UTC

What's making my brain explode with extra explosive force is the fact that he uses the character for "ki" on the can. That's the symbol that hangs in most of the dojos of my school, and now it's written (and poorly, I might add) on a Steven Seagal energy drink.

scratchmonkey October 13 2005, 18:50:04 UTC

You'd think that Steven Seagal had done all he could to rape Asian culture.

You would've been wrong.

mrspleen October 13 2005, 15:12:16 UTC

Am I disqualified from the lyric game?

scratchmonkey October 13 2005, 18:48:52 UTC

Hell no.

mrspleen October 14 2005, 14:27:05 UTC

Pet Shop Boys.

scratchmonkey October 14 2005, 19:17:27 UTC

Dingity ding ding!

fornikate October 14 2005, 01:11:38 UTC

I want to taste it.

scratchmonkey October 14 2005, 19:24:53 UTC

Hell, they're offering a free Steven Seagal DVD to anybody who orders a 4-pack of the stuff. And it's available on Amazon.

I would be crazy *not* to try it!

fornikate October 14 2005, 21:59:22 UTC

DO EEEEEEET

Pardon me... rmw1 October 14 2005, 19:19:36 UTC

May I try a sip of your Asian Experience?

Heheheh. ;)

Re: Pardon me... scratchmonkey October 14 2005, 19:23:40 UTC

If I were Asian-American, I would totaly stalk bars with a can of the stuff and ask girls if they wanted a taste of the Asian Experience.