[Sitting on a table in the main room of the HQ. Aka the bar, is a small collection of little cell phones. They're purple and look like normal flip phones, but of course there is a note attached.]
[Sollux has ugraded your phones to now be able to text!! Not only that but he's up the security to their lines hopefully since they're on their own private network Shinra can't hack or tap their phones. Sollux would like your praise and adoration to his person, please.]
[Also you can use this post for text spam.]