I just saw a falling star.

To all female reader of this journal:
You have beautiful breasts.
Thank you and goodnight.

ATTENTION ALL R-L FIRENDS WHO READ THIS (which is, what, four?). You are all invited over her at some point before June twelfth. Because I have Mesmerize, and it is love. (Also, I probably have a book of yours somewhere.)

( Because Jessica is a meanie-head )

Your Kinsey Number is 3.0

Equally Heterosexual and Homosexual

What's Your Kinsey Number?

More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva

( I don't really know what this is, but I think I like it )

OMFG
OMGOMGOMG
OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.
I love the Daily Show so much.
<3<3<3<3<3

OMFG.
WTF.
OMGWTFBBQ.

I like using big words.

Anyway, I just had a phone conversation with Elmo. He had apparently just woken up and was incoherent half the time.
Do you hear me, Elmo?
YOU'RE FUCKING INCOHERENT!

Naw, I love you.

I'm having trouble following the current storyline. I need to get a character there just so I can read the friendslocked posts.
Also, I pity poor John Kiszely. It's not his fault he's pretty!
And if you're confused:

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