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I am both pleased and sorry to bring back the Harry Potter Pants Game for your viewing pleasure/displeasure. I was honestly laughing out loud at some of these.
P.S. These only make sense if you've read the Harry Potter books at least once.
Now the burning feeling was in his pants too. He wished Ron would look away.
--Goblet of Fire
Ron was muttering to himself, 'Take its pants off.'
--Prisoner of Azkaban
"You know I'm hiding nothing, Moody," he [Snape] said, in a soft and dangerous voice, "as you've searched my pants pretty thoroughly yourself."
--Goblet of Fire
Hermione looked sadly at her tiny pants.
--Goblet of Fire
"What did the Dark Lord take from you?" said Moody. "Pants," said Harry...
--Goblet of Fire
"You see, the Dementor only lowers its pants to use its last and worst weapon."
--Lupin, from Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry had no idea how long a bath it would take to work out the secret of the golden Pants.
--Goblet of Fire
They returned their books to their Pants, Ron looking excited.
--Goblet of Fire
"I'll take a look inside your Pants and tell where you belong!"
--The Sorting Hat, from Sorceror's Stone
Harry gulped. "I just wondered if I could have my pants back."
--Harry to Snape, from Sorceror's Stone
"Professor Snape couldn't bear being in your father's pants."
--Dumbledore, from Sorceror's Stone
"I have form only when I can share another's pants...but there have always been those willing to let me into their hearts and pants."
--Voldemort, from Sorceror's Stone
"Ah, starting Divination, are you?", said the manager, stripping off his pants and leading Harry into the back of the shop.
--WTF?! From Prisoner of Azkaban
"Well he should have some chocolate at the very least",said Madam Pomfrey,who was now trying to peer into Harry`s pants.
--Prisoner of Azkaban
"Now untie him, Wormtail, and give him back his pants."
--Goblet of Fire
"I seem to remember telling you two that we would have to expel you if you broke any more school rules," Said Dumbledore... "Which just goes to show that the best of us must sometimes eat our pants!"
--Chamber of Secrets
Harry had taken up his place wizard school, where he and his pants were famous...
--Chamber of Secrets
Harry started stuffing everything feverishly into his ripped pants, desperate to get away before Malfoy could hear his musical valentine.
--Chamber of Secrets
"You could be great, you know, it's all here in your pants..."
--The Sorting Hat, from Chamber of Secrets
"Can't hurt to have a poke around,' said Harry, dropping his pants and getting to his hands and knees."
--OH MY! From Chamber of Secrets
"Go - cupboard - stay - no pants."
--Uncle Vernon, from Sorceror's Stone
And, my personal favorite:
Some sort of explosion took place in the pit of Harry's pants.
--From Prisoner of Azkaban
That's that. I can never resist the pants game. Until next time, kids.
P.S. These only make sense if you've read the Harry Potter books at least once.
Now the burning feeling was in his pants too. He wished Ron would look away.
--Goblet of Fire
Ron was muttering to himself, 'Take its pants off.'
--Prisoner of Azkaban
"You know I'm hiding nothing, Moody," he [Snape] said, in a soft and dangerous voice, "as you've searched my pants pretty thoroughly yourself."
--Goblet of Fire
Hermione looked sadly at her tiny pants.
--Goblet of Fire
"What did the Dark Lord take from you?" said Moody. "Pants," said Harry...
--Goblet of Fire
"You see, the Dementor only lowers its pants to use its last and worst weapon."
--Lupin, from Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry had no idea how long a bath it would take to work out the secret of the golden Pants.
--Goblet of Fire
They returned their books to their Pants, Ron looking excited.
--Goblet of Fire
"I'll take a look inside your Pants and tell where you belong!"
--The Sorting Hat, from Sorceror's Stone
Harry gulped. "I just wondered if I could have my pants back."
--Harry to Snape, from Sorceror's Stone
"Professor Snape couldn't bear being in your father's pants."
--Dumbledore, from Sorceror's Stone
"I have form only when I can share another's pants...but there have always been those willing to let me into their hearts and pants."
--Voldemort, from Sorceror's Stone
"Ah, starting Divination, are you?", said the manager, stripping off his pants and leading Harry into the back of the shop.
--WTF?! From Prisoner of Azkaban
"Well he should have some chocolate at the very least",said Madam Pomfrey,who was now trying to peer into Harry`s pants.
--Prisoner of Azkaban
"Now untie him, Wormtail, and give him back his pants."
--Goblet of Fire
"I seem to remember telling you two that we would have to expel you if you broke any more school rules," Said Dumbledore... "Which just goes to show that the best of us must sometimes eat our pants!"
--Chamber of Secrets
Harry had taken up his place wizard school, where he and his pants were famous...
--Chamber of Secrets
Harry started stuffing everything feverishly into his ripped pants, desperate to get away before Malfoy could hear his musical valentine.
--Chamber of Secrets
"You could be great, you know, it's all here in your pants..."
--The Sorting Hat, from Chamber of Secrets
"Can't hurt to have a poke around,' said Harry, dropping his pants and getting to his hands and knees."
--OH MY! From Chamber of Secrets
"Go - cupboard - stay - no pants."
--Uncle Vernon, from Sorceror's Stone
And, my personal favorite:
Some sort of explosion took place in the pit of Harry's pants.
--From Prisoner of Azkaban
That's that. I can never resist the pants game. Until next time, kids.