detox

[screamfiesta]

THIS MORNING I WOKE UP AND MY STOMACH EXPLODED INTO THE SHAPE OF A FIST. AND FROM THAT FIST EMERGED THE SCREAM OF A THOUSAND AND TWO ANGRY BABIES ON A TRAIN OF FLUORESCENT BLUE LIGHT

OR JUST THE ENTIRE RUKIPAEDIA, A DAZZLING SAGA, & BABOONFACED MOTHERFUCKING KIYOHARU

At the request of several people & the almighty me's birthday, I'll try to be

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[beast_of_desire]

Happy Birthday.

[screamfiesta]

Thanks, love.

[seventhking]

How old does that make you now?

Should I get you a private escort to KFC or Denny's?

[screamfiesta]

It makes me three.

Are you the private escort?

[seventhking]

I'll get the staff to come out and sing to you with a big 3 on the muffin.

Sure, I'll get you the VIP area of Denny's.

[sparrowboned]

That's not how you're supposed to wake up feeling on your birthday.

[screamfiesta]

Guess who's fault that is?

[shingan]

Happy birthday :)

[screamfiesta]

Thanks, man! I hope you're behaving.

[shingan]

It just wouldn't be me if I was.

[start_from_zero]

I only dazzle when I'm in direct sunlight.

[screamfiesta]

Which is all the time. You skinny Edward Cullen, you.

[start_from_zero]