just set off both(!) fire alarms in my apartment. at 1:30am. while warming my apt. with my stove because the heater is broken. and i can't call the building people because they don't know i have cats.

ugh.

man, i bet my neighbors love meh!

best news i've had in a while: got a job offer today from the job i interviewed for a week ago.

it has been a good day.

just got back from my job interview. have a very good feeling about it. continuing to keep my fingers crossed though, just in case... i don't think the current job is going to cut it for much longer.

originally it started because i ran out and had absolutely no money, but now i haven't used deodorent in like... two weeks? and i don't stink. kinda surprised, actually. i wonder how long i can keep this going ( Read more... )

today i wanted to kick my boss's wife in her pregnant fucking stomach.

stupid rich cunt...

i baked all day yesterday and all day today. awesome!

how could i have not been i love with food all my life? i fucking love it now, and i will be a chef and open my own restaurant. i didn't even know how to make a decent soup until i was... 20? 19 maybe? nd now i can say that - the dish we presented in austin tonight... i could easily make that without even watching him make most of it ( Read more... )

new job is, in the more important ways, awesome. i get to cook more (got to cook none at La Fonda). didn't get drug tested (which i would appreciate even if i didn't have to worry about it.. on principle)! and i unexpectedly got to go hangout with and eat food from good austin-area chefs at a farmer's conference ( Read more... )

drug tests can suck it. cocaine is out of the body in 24-48 hours, but pot takes a lot longer. essentially that's the only thing they test for unless it's a random test. so because i smoke pot on my own time, even though i have never gone to work high, i might not get a job.

we will see in a few hours how well this detox drink works...

it's funny to look through my texts from last night and see one that says "your red hair makes me hot"

lolz