fic: five unusable interviews

[screamlet]

Title: Five Unusable Interviews
Fandom: Star Trek RPF
Pairing: Chris/Zach
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2K
Summary: Five unusable interviews from the press tour.
Notes: Saw this gif on tumblr this morning and got the sudden urge for some CLASSIC PINTO. And this happened. Pure fluffy banter nonsense. (AO3)

Comments

[feels_like_fire]

Bitch, I love it so haaaaard. No wonder C. Fine always looks so distracted and has such huge, pouty lips; it's because ZQ has been fuckin' em constantly. IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE. \o/ AN ALL-SEMEN DIET. BRILLIANCE.

[screamlet]

YUP. Chris's lips are all Zach's fault.

Wait, what the -- I am not awake!!!

THANK YOU, BB, YOUR SUPPORT MEANS THE WORLD

[jones6]

This is so good! I feel bad for that poor studio minion though :P But this is hilarious and awesome.

[screamlet]

Studio minion didn't even get a NAME -- his is a sad, sad plight.

I'm glad you enjoyed!! Thanks!

[jones6]

...I sort of mentally named him Kyle and gave him a backstory while I was reading it.

IDEK

[screamlet]

....do tell.

[obstinatrix]

"Something sensible where I could still have bad skin and eat all the In & Out fries I want," Chris replied. "Like, I don't know. What the fuck was I good at in college?"

"Giving head," Zach said.

CLASSIC PINTO. You wrote the book on it, bb. *happy sigh*

You do know I basically only read Pinto if you wrote it, yes? You = best. just. best.

[screamlet]

N'AWW, BB, THANKS. ♥

[screamlet]

Thank you so much!

[screamlet]

MISSION: ACCOMPLISHED. Asses for no one!

....thank you!