Comments | screamlet: fic: verb a fist

screamlet

fic: verb a fist

Sep 13, 2010 00:41

Title: Verb a Fist
Fandom: Star Trek RPF
Pairing: Chris/Zach
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1500
Summary: Staying sane at the 2010 VMAs.
Notes: Told you I would. Like, 95% text messages and dialogue. (AO3)

( You should have come; apparently any/all of my guests/bodyguards are allowed to pat down whoever they want back here. )

fic: one shot, fandom: star trek rpf, pairing: chris pine/zach quinto, fic: slash

Comments 56

fancieflights September 13 2010, 05:03:36 UTC

You had me at Dunkaroos. Then it got better.

screamlet September 15 2010, 22:48:05 UTC

askjdhf RELIEF. I really thought Dunkaroos was when I would lose everyone, ahaha. THANK YOU.

fancieflights September 15 2010, 23:15:13 UTC

Really!? Those were an integral part of my childhood! NEVER!

snoewhite September 13 2010, 05:19:04 UTC

OMG this is effin hysterical. I can see them being snarky little queens. I love Chris telling him to spell it out. I hate that shorthand shit. I just cannot do that. It's the English major in me.

"uh you look like my grandfather. you look like everyone’s grandfather ever."

This was too funny cause I thought this at the time. Who did his hair? Did his mother lick her hand and smear it across his head?

WTF. Princess looks sickly.

screamlet September 15 2010, 22:49:05 UTC

Poor Princess indeed! Bitch needs to fire whoever dresses him and get someone better. Also, invest in some food. ANYWAY THANKS!

tresca September 13 2010, 05:19:26 UTC

BEST LINE EVER:

but it’s like, perfect thin beautiful white christian teen pop idol fucks 30-year-old man in a backstage closet. he didn’t & won’t put a ring on it. she’ll cry.

literally crying with laughter here. thank you. im glad you followed through on your threat!

screamlet September 15 2010, 22:49:17 UTC

Haha thanks for reading!

anidada September 13 2010, 05:44:52 UTC

you’ll be the new dave coulier. girls at work-sponsored karaoke events will shout about your awfulness

This made me inhale my tea. :D

screamlet September 15 2010, 22:50:10 UTC

No, for fucking serious, I CANNOT go to karaoke ANYWHERE without at least ONE GIRL shrieking THAT SONG and the entire room (me included) yelling it right back. THANKS, ALANIS. Does Chris really want that? Does he?

Anyway, glad you enjoyed!

lindarella123 September 13 2010, 05:45:13 UTC

High-larious. I know, what's up with his hair. I wrote in another thread that his hair made him look old, and you wrote about it hear. Great minds or something like that. And all the tiny lesbians dancers want to fist! Too much. You rule. :D

screamlet September 15 2010, 22:51:15 UTC

Yeah, I was in gchat with a bunch of other people watching and we all agreed: EW HAIR WTF? Thanks for reading!