"ficmas card claim post" what does it MEAN
While the AO3 crashes and burns from yuletide signups, I will bow to peer pressure from zap_rousdar and steal this thing from her and bogged.
~*HAPPY FICMAS CARD CLAIM POST*~
Instead of sending holiday cards, I want to write you a story. It will be at least 500 words, knowing me probably at least 2 or 3 thousand words. If you don't celebrate Christmas, it will be a ( Read more... )
~*HAPPY FICMAS CARD CLAIM POST*~
Instead of sending holiday cards, I want to write you a story. It will be at least 500 words, knowing me probably at least 2 or 3 thousand words. If you don't celebrate Christmas, it will be a ( Read more... )
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No one's written it yet, but if you're so inclined, I'm requesting H50 RPS with Alex and Scott having drunken shenanigans and hilariously awkward make-outs on Alex's couch.
Or H50, Danny/Kono, with the following dialogue:
"So what's her social security number?"
"No, no, no, you're not going to kill her."
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That's right. He is clumsy and fucks up his balance and almost falls off Alex and the couch, not the two Irish car bombs they each put away after the rest of the shit they had been mixing up in Alex's kitchen, just for the fucking fun of it. No, the booze had nothing to do with anything, nothing at all.
"What the fuck is so fucking funny?" Alex slurs as he grabs Scott's wrists and pins them to his sides, urging them to grab onto his hips and ride him like… like someone who isn't wasted and knows how to grind and buck and clench his thighs, but for fucking serious, he will settle for Scott just being on him and maybe not laughing at some point in the near future why is he still laughing?
"Let's recap your life," Scott laughs, letting Alex grab onto his wrists and play with them a little. "You have had a three-way with JLo and her husband commonly ( ... )
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This happened and it was beautiful.
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“Her name is Emily,” Chris informs Zach as they meet halfway. “Get it? Because she’s a Brontesaurus ( ... )
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OMG ITS LIKE YOU HAVE SEEN MY DREAMS
THE DINOSAURS, BRONTESAURUS, RODOLFO THE VELOCIRAPTOR, ALL THEIR DIFFERENT POSITIONS (Chris, you dork, you adorable dork) AHHH THIS IS SO AMAZING
AND OMG THIS:
searching his face for some hint of where this Chris had been hiding all these years -- whether he had been there when moving to New York for a year had been the best idea he had ever had.
MADE MY HEART ALL WOOBIE AND I JUST WANTED TO SQUISH THEM.
SO, IN SUM:
( ... )
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I do Christmas as a commercial, secular holiday. ;)
Kirk/Spock. Either Vulcan misconceptions (*coughs* gossip) about human sexual practices and how they're freaky/weird/loud/scary, leading to Spock being utterly confused during their first time and wondering is Jim holding back for his sake/when is shit going to get weird/is Jim's sexuality abnormal. Alternatively, something about how Vulcans, for such an uptight species, have absolutely no body shame or desire for privacy, so when Jim and Spock are being transported on a Vulcan science vessel, they sleep in communal quarters, and none of the Vulcans, including Spock, think it's out of the ordinary for them to have (quiet) sex in a room full of other people. Jim tries really, really hard for Spock's sake and because, well, he doesn't want all these distinguished scientists seeing the human freak out! And maybe he could get into this ( ... )
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“You’re talking, I fail,” Jim replies as he covers his face with a pillow. The three-second post-orgasm delay then has him tossing the pillow off and asking (three seconds later), “Wait, what? What color -- holy shit, you haven’t come yet is yours purple“I am unsure of what elements would have to be present in my body to produce purple semen,” Spock muses as he looks down at his semi-erect cock ( ... )
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I adore that the first thing Jim assumed was that it would be purple. Nothing between "I don't know what colour his semen is" to "it must be purple!" just an expressway right through.
“What did the crazy people tell you about Terrans, Spock?”
AH. YES. This means that these misinformed episodes have happened before! That sound you heard just now? That was me shrieking in glee (shrieking because I was shocked at the amount of (potentially hilarious) backstory that one sentence crammed into my head).
"I meant to applaud you on finding that so quickly."
*smothering laughter*
"OH HELL NO"
*failing hard at smothering laughter*
"With tendrils that react to --"
*wheezing like a hyena*
"and erect it’s a--"I want to know what Jim was going to say here, mostly because he stopped to correct himself. That says a thousand words right there. (And it's probably something ridiculously obvious, but I don't get it. And that was almost definitely not ( ... )
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THE WHOLE THING IS A CRACK AT SPOCK!COCK. TENDRILS AND PLANTS AND SHIT. I'd go off on a cultural studies rant about how the gossipy exoticiziation of other species is a way for one culture to distance themselves from another and make themselves feel superior to that foreign culture (like the ancient Greeks giving all their statues small penises to show that their culture was all about intellect, rather than an animalistic bent towards humping with their giant mammoth dicks), buuuut it's really early in the morning for that.
ANYWAY LONG COMMENT IS LONG, I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT!!!!!
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