A PROMPT? NAY, A CHALLENGE.

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GIRL DO YOU.

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I can't believe JTF tweeted about his poop.

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I know. I know. I KNOW.

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Next thing you know he'll be slashing himself with DanRad (OMG WHAT IF THEY SEE HOW TO SUCCEED) and then his twitter will be exactly like mine

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OMGGGGGGG THEY HAVE TO. i might collapse. where are my smelling salts.

[oliveoyl]

SOMEONE HAS A BIRTHDAY COMING UP? DO I KNOW THEM? SHOULD I MAKE THEM A CARD?

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SPOILER: BONES DIES.

[oliveoyl]

all the blood just drained from my face

don't

REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU KILLED PEOPLE IN YOUR FIC

YEAH

IT WAS DIFFICULT

for me

and for spock and jim depending on the section

why am i writing like this

SOCKINGTON IS THAT YOU

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he's only a little dead.

JK I HAVE LIKE TWO WORDS WRITTEN. they're totally not "bones dies."

[oliveoyl]

Also I had a dream that it was almost your birthday and I'd done nothing so I'm glad to see that the dream was wrong. SIX MONTHS TO THINK OF SOMETHING, WOO

Also also, this actual post. fffffff Jake Gyllenhaal IS CLEARLY IN TOWN TO HAVE SEX WITH PETER SARSGAARD. WHY IS THIS STILL UNWRITTEN. I AM REQUESTING IT FOR YULETIDE IN SEVERAL MONTHS. OFF TO GCAL TO DO A REMINDER OF SAME.

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YAY!!!!!!

Except aren't Maggie and P. Sars in Hawaii or some shit? I swear I just saw her scantily clad self on a beach somewhere. WHY AREN'T PEOPLE WHERE THEY SHOULD BE. SIGH.

Request that shit. REQUEST IT. omggggg.

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THE STREISAND SONG?