this one day, metal myke and i were walking through the woods hunting for dinosaurs. all of the sudden a dinosaur popped out and stuck its big foot out and metal myke tripped over it, fell and broke his arm. :(. the dinosaur stood and laughed, but then it ran away.
You were sitting in a field, and then a unicorn came up, and you jumped on it's back, but then ALAS you fell off, and fell into a river, hit your arm, and uh, soon you'll have some ultra super omega robot arm!
Alright, one day joy, mike and myself were chillin over at my house when OUT OF NO WHERE this huge....hippo, yeah hippo come running into my room and mike is all "ima bite the shit outta that hippo" (trying to save joy and myself) but then the hippo starts doing some weird ass kung fu and the hippo and mike start throwing each other around the room all matrix style when BAM the hippo grabs mikes arm and breaks it, but mike doesnt go down instead he stands up and pulls out a HUGE ......dildo and smacks the hippo acrossed the face with it and the hippos dies a horrible death with a dildo through its eye. So the day is saved yet again, by mike...the super hero.
<3 glad you are ok man, come hang out soon <3
<3 lisa
p.s ....stop breaking things...you are ruining my life.
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i'll try to think of a story asap and post it.
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it didn't work out so well.
::cough:: moshingisstupid ::cough::
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the end.
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i'm way too supremo bored
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Alright, one day joy, mike and myself were chillin over at my house when OUT OF NO WHERE this huge....hippo, yeah hippo come running into my room and mike is all "ima bite the shit outta that hippo" (trying to save joy and myself) but then the hippo starts doing some weird ass kung fu and the hippo and mike start throwing each other around the room all matrix style when BAM the hippo grabs mikes arm and breaks it, but mike doesnt go down instead he stands up and pulls out a HUGE ......dildo and smacks the hippo acrossed the face with it and the hippos dies a horrible death with a dildo through its eye.
So the day is saved yet again, by mike...the super hero.
<3 glad you are ok man, come hang out soon <3
<3 lisa
p.s ....stop breaking things...you are ruining my life.
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