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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I gave bossy_scholar a kidney (1000 points). In February I stole vonbielefeld's purse (-30 points). In April I turned firefly_spirit in for littering (3 points). In March I set de_namu's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June I gave mangaka_rookie a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been nice (902 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
screw_formality
Ahh hah hah hah, yeah SCREW YOU!! GIVE ME SOME FOOD FROM HOKKAIDO!! OR A MILLION BUCKS!!
WHOEVER I GAVE A KIDNEY TO, I WANT IT BACK RIGHT NOW DAMMIT!! AND TO THE PERSON I STOLE THE PURSE FROM, IT WAS WORTHLESS!! TO THE PERSON WHOSE PUPPY I SET FIRE TO, uhhh.... sorry?
... And uhh... I don't give wet willies... that's just childish...