Why is illegal to kill your ex-wife?

[screwloose777]

I have lived through some dumb shit in my day. I have lived with some dumb people in my day. I have had my share of bad luck experiences. I have a tendency to try to find balance in most things. This is how I survive. If I didn't find balance I would probably end up resorting to my basic instinct. Which in most cases is directly dealing with

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[pinktutu]

You know you can't kill stupid people. They only come back as zombies. They must feed on the brains they missed out on in life.

[screwloose777]

ahhh, so it's more than a legal matter. Damn it! I hate it when that happens. What if I take their heads the first time...?

[pinktutu]

Oh well, in that case, it negates the possibilities for zombies. However, You should probably remove the heart, too, just to be cautious. Scatter the ashes in separate bodies of water, etc... You don't want them coming back pissed off and mutilated.

[lockheedonweed]

oh..that ex wife! damn, i was about to track you down and jump ya

[screwloose777]

No I have heard hide nor hair of the second. I wish her the best. I tend to do that until they make me angry.

[mrsmith4657]

Killing would be nice but to much work covering up.