moemon emerald - 1
What if Ruby were born into a world where CHILDREN were capture in little balls and forced to battle and all?
... Okay it probably wouldn't go quite like this but:
Ah! It's Professor Birch! And... And look how cute this "Pokemon" creature is~ I simply must have one!
... Oh, you're still talking? I was looking at the Pokemon.
... is that a joke what do you think I am.
Well I guess if you can't even tell what gender I am I should reintroduce myself...
Wait a moment, how did you know all of that just from my na--
For what!? Answer my question!
I'll pass. I don't like adventuring that much, it's too dirty.
... Must I? This sounds like far too much of a chore...
Mmmm... Hm? I must have dozed off. What an unusual dream.
Well, let's get out of here. This truck is so cramped~ I hope my complexion is alright after driving from one country to another back here...
I can see that mother.
I got to sew a new hat while I was back there~ ♥
Well it's scertainly not BIGroot Town.
I think that--
... Whatever you say mother.
My own room~? Excellent, now I can do all the things I want with no interruptions! If only I had a Pokemon...
... T-There's something in our house.
Isn't it just... watching TV?
Oh no! What if there are more of these brutes in my room~!?
I suppose so... I'm just glad they aren't up here right now.
I haven't unpacked myself, why would there be anything--
Well what do you know, a notebook. I haven't unpacked any of my albums, yet, though...
What is "START"? Do I just say "START"? Am I going to be ordering food..? How odd.
Shouldn't I just write in my journal to do that?
... I hope no one paid for this.
! Is Dancing with the Stars on?
... Oh.
What an ugly reporter.
I really don't care. I'm just sad I missed the cute Pokemon he was sure to have been showing off...!
... Like... in my... dream?
... I don't think I want to.
Good afternoon! I'm Ruby! I just moved in next door, and I happen to love Pokemon~ I'm here to see your husband, who--
... did I say something wrong?
... Yes, hi.
Aren't you going to tell me her name? I'm sure she knows mine, so I'd like to...
... alright then.
Oh look, a Pokeball. ... And no girl. Aaah, that ride was so tiring, I think I'll...
Zzzzzzzzz...
TWO HOURS LATER
A-Ah! It's not what it looks like!
W-Well, I'm--
... How do you people keep doing that?
No, I got here on my own. Of course it was today, you silly girl.
Nice to meet you t--
...
I don't think I want to hear what you forgot after hearing what you remember.
... Well, alright. Glad that's over. I'll just see you later (and I mean never) then--
...
Maybe if I look away, she'll jump out the window and take her clothes off and wear leaves and do something normal. Or at least do what she just told me she was going to do.
...
I don't like our neighbors.
Hello!
Oh no! Run, little girl, let's go inside and play with out dolls!!
... But I wanted to play dolls with someone...
I know! Wait right there, I know what to do!
Listen, we need your help. I want to play dolls, and--
...
I really don't like our neighbors. -- Ah, someone's in trouble!
... You. Tell me how you got into my mind when I've never met you before!
I--
Oh forget it.
... Fine. Just no more entering my dreams, alright?
This is three Pokeballs. Not A Pokeball. Can the man not count either?
... Cute, but... it's green. That can't be healthy.
Awwwwww, maybe this one--
!!!
Alright, cute animal! It's time for a playdate.
What would Mewtwo do...?
... But it's too cute for that...
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
It looks like their playing around has hurt i-- ... it's what berry?
Quick, little Mudkip, we must get this poor creature to the Rehabilitation Pokecenter right away!!
It'll be okay soon...
--!? Where did the little Zigzagoon go...?
Aren't you supposed to be a professional?
You're welcome... I suppose...
... I'm pretty sure I am supposed to greet and introduce myself to you.
... Do I have to?