A guy and a girl are on a motorcycle.

Girl -- Slow down. Im scared.
Guy -- No this is fun.
Girl -- No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy -- Then tell me you love me.
Girl -- Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy -- Now give me a BIG hug.
)*(+Girl hugs him+)*(
Guy -- Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

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Saytiar: b, what would you do for a klondike bar?
screwthenamesc: smoke a clown
Saytiar: I'd fly to the sun and colonize it
screwthenamesc: you and what army?
Saytiar: my followers, given to me by Bush
Saytiar: all I have to do is convince him that terrorists are trying to destroy the sun
Saytiar: and whamo, instant colony team
screwthenamesc: lmao

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