Voice Mail

[screwyoumarvel]

"Hello, you've reached Steve Rogers. I'm not here; you know what to do."

BEEP

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[tricksy_spy]

A hand-lettered card was dropped into the mailbox or slipped under the door.

Please join me in wishing joy to Wade "Deadpool" Wilson and Yondaime Hokage Arashi Uzumaki as we celebrate the the happy one month anniversary of their marriage.

Caritas, 7pm
Wednesday June 6th

The couple is registered at Sanrio and Bed, Bath, and Beyond

Friday phone mixup

[ihatedenmark]

[from here]

"While I'm not entirely sure what I did to help you out, you're welcome. I hope that copy of your art gets to where ever it was mailed off to. I imagine you've put a lot of work into it, and I hope that they do send you a reply about it."

[roadhousequeen]

[From here.]

"Someone needs to teach you how to speak to women, you ass.

...and I'm partial to beef myself, but I don't recall ever agreeing to any sort of food-related activities with you."

[screwyoumarvel]

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[mouthy_merc]

So I was thinking. You, me, that free room up at the Arms and page 57.

No worrying about students breaking in and being traumatized by their teachers have a sex life.

...unless that's what turns you on. But then we might have to have a long and serious talk about badwrongno things in our sex life.

[screwyoumarvel]

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Freaky Friday

[sarcasm_guy]

[From here]

"Okay, I really don't know why I'm even bothering, because you're apparently insane, but

DO. NOT. HAVE. SEX. WITH. ZUKO."

Re: Freaky Friday

[screwyoumarvel]

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