1. The ladies are very fascinated with that tongue action of yours. Is it something you have had since birth or is there some other reason you whip it out the way you do?
2. Witch weekly voted you as the most detested wizard of our time coming higher than even the Dark Lord himself. How do you feel about this?
3. Your wardrobe has been likened to that of a muggle flasher. That dirty long coat look doesn't do you any justice, don't you feel it is time you had some form of make over? I am sure there are many witches out there willing to help you.
4. It has been rumored that Bellatrix Lestrange and Severus Snape have been fighting over who is the Dark Lords favorite, in your eyes would you chose one over the other, of so who and if not who would you say was?
5. Explain to our readers how it felt to be a canary, a large vomiting one at that.
1. Firstly I must say how fabulous you look for a woman of your age. How old are you exactly and what are your secrets to looking so...young.
2. Teddy has been your pride and joy for the past nineteen years. Doesn't it upset you that with his mothers return you are no longer required in his life. You have done all the hard work of raising him and now your daughter and her husband with reap all the glory.
3. Shall we keep on the subject of Teddy for a moment. I have heard that he was indeed thinking of asking his girlfriend, Victoire Weasley, to be his wife. Don't you feel they are both a little young for such an endeavor and how to you feel it reflects on you, raising such an irresponsible child?
4. What are your views on adultery and monogamy?
5. Tell me, how exactly to you feel knowing that your own sister was the one who ended your daughters life before it was time?
1. Why do you feel the need to hide those *reaches and pinches his cheek* wonderful angular features behind all that hair?
2. Black is so last season, have you ever thought about updating it to something more fashionable, say, I lovely custard yellow?
3. Can you confirm your actual relationship with Bellatrix Lestrange. I heard that love could be in the air between the two of you. Divorce with a honeymoon in Bermuda by any chance?
4. What are your views on adultery and monogamy?
5. Headmaster of Hogwarts. It is a lot to stand up to, succeeding Albus Dumbledor, is it because of such pressure you have drafted in new Professors, Harry Potter and Hermione Weasley?
1. There are those who wold call you a coward for changing sides and helping out Harry Potter during the climax of the war nineteen years ago. What have you to say to those who would call you a slithering, yellow bellied snake?
2. I have heard that your grandson is best friends with the son of Harry Potter, do you find it difficult news because of your history with the boys father?
3. How are you finding going from being one of the most popular and respected pure blooded wizard to one many would frown upon and look down upon instead?
4. There are many readers out there who still find you a handsomely alluring member of the wizarding community. Should anything tragic happen to your wife and you found yourself able to look for another lover, what kind of qualities would you look for?
5. I am sure there are a lot of women, and men, out there who are in awe of your hair and ignore the rumors that it is in fact a wig. Can you please explain how you keep your hair as luscious and well groomed as you do. What are your secrets?
1. Headmaster, do you not think it is rather irresponsible to but the fates of thousands of muggles and wizards alike in the hands of three small children?
2. How does it feel to have people finally know the truth about the person you were Albus, the kinds of shenanigan's you got up to in your youth, the kind that ended up with your sisters life being taken.
3. Maybe of the ladies I have spoken to have commented on what a wonderful catch you would be, many have been wondering what it would take to seduce the great Hogwarts headmaster. Do indulge us.
4. Tell us all Albus, what qualities would you look for in a life partner and lover?
5. Do you not feel that allowing Harry Potter to do the things he has done, you have given him a hero complex which could have been very dangerous indeed, even still in these times of peace.
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2. Witch weekly voted you as the most detested wizard of our time coming higher than even the Dark Lord himself. How do you feel about this?
3. Your wardrobe has been likened to that of a muggle flasher. That dirty long coat look doesn't do you any justice, don't you feel it is time you had some form of make over? I am sure there are many witches out there willing to help you.
4. It has been rumored that Bellatrix Lestrange and Severus Snape have been fighting over who is the Dark Lords favorite, in your eyes would you chose one over the other, of so who and if not who would you say was?
5. Explain to our readers how it felt to be a canary, a large vomiting one at that.
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2. Teddy has been your pride and joy for the past nineteen years. Doesn't it upset you that with his mothers return you are no longer required in his life. You have done all the hard work of raising him and now your daughter and her husband with reap all the glory.
3. Shall we keep on the subject of Teddy for a moment. I have heard that he was indeed thinking of asking his girlfriend, Victoire Weasley, to be his wife. Don't you feel they are both a little young for such an endeavor and how to you feel it reflects on you, raising such an irresponsible child?
4. What are your views on adultery and monogamy?
5. Tell me, how exactly to you feel knowing that your own sister was the one who ended your daughters life before it was time?
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2. Black is so last season, have you ever thought about updating it to something more fashionable, say, I lovely custard yellow?
3. Can you confirm your actual relationship with Bellatrix Lestrange. I heard that love could be in the air between the two of you. Divorce with a honeymoon in Bermuda by any chance?
4. What are your views on adultery and monogamy?
5. Headmaster of Hogwarts. It is a lot to stand up to, succeeding Albus Dumbledor, is it because of such pressure you have drafted in new Professors, Harry Potter and Hermione Weasley?
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2. I have heard that your grandson is best friends with the son of Harry Potter, do you find it difficult news because of your history with the boys father?
3. How are you finding going from being one of the most popular and respected pure blooded wizard to one many would frown upon and look down upon instead?
4. There are many readers out there who still find you a handsomely alluring member of the wizarding community. Should anything tragic happen to your wife and you found yourself able to look for another lover, what kind of qualities would you look for?
5. I am sure there are a lot of women, and men, out there who are in awe of your hair and ignore the rumors that it is in fact a wig. Can you please explain how you keep your hair as luscious and well groomed as you do. What are your secrets?
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2. How does it feel to have people finally know the truth about the person you were Albus, the kinds of shenanigan's you got up to in your youth, the kind that ended up with your sisters life being taken.
3. Maybe of the ladies I have spoken to have commented on what a wonderful catch you would be, many have been wondering what it would take to seduce the great Hogwarts headmaster. Do indulge us.
4. Tell us all Albus, what qualities would you look for in a life partner and lover?
5. Do you not feel that allowing Harry Potter to do the things he has done, you have given him a hero complex which could have been very dangerous indeed, even still in these times of peace.
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