I'm so excited for this summer. I have high hopes. Classes are over and I'm in finals mode. I'll be really glad when it's all over.

PS- Who's in the mood for a summertime paint fight? I say we plan now so everyone can make it.

EARTHQUAKE!

So I'm house sitting at my parents' while they're down in Breckenridge County, working. This has been one of the roughest, most exhausting weeks I've had in quite some time. My poor family. I'm not sure we're going to survive Stephanie's teenage years. Someone please knock some sense into her (preferably in a violent manner) and let her know how ( Read more... )

I just filed my taxes. I get a whopping $51 back from the federal government. Woo ( Read more... )

I really feel like everything is starting over. I might like that ( Read more... )

Oh my god, I love the McConnell Scholars.

Get me out of here.

Hey, D.C., thanks for having me up. Imnevergonnaleave.

I miss Uncle Ted.

And I want to go fishing.

A little bit of my past crept up on me today and I didn't like it. Move on winds, please. I'm doing chants and begging in dance for the sky to turn over ( Read more... )

So since Thursday I've seriously been illin'. We're talking fever, cough, insomnia, weird visions, way too much medication. Basically, I died ( Read more... )

Premature Ejaculation

I'm sorry this poem's already finished

- William Matthews