waiting for the other shoe to drop

[scrim]

Last night Lexi the weimaraner attacked a skunk. Right outside my room. Smart, Lexi. Normally the sentence "Don't Febreze the dog" is one that has no place in conversation. Normally. Goddamn mustelids. They think they are so smart with their musk glands. I hates them

Comments

[crazybluepixie]

what about Lexxxi? that's WAY less stripper-y

[grumpyoldman]

I just think of "Oh, Rexy, you so sexy". Possibly because I live in a country where no one can enunciate the letter l, so all l's sound like r's.