puke

[scrivo]

i totally barfed on easter sunday.

place: houston, St. Michael's Church bathroom.

why: i assume it was the birth control, and early mornings. I also think it might be God pissed off that i would have the nerve to walk into mass w/birth control on...in?

either that or im allergic to catholicism.

teehee

Comments

[bandit8463]

yeah religion makes me sick too.

[guffawingcoyote]

Once I was in church, I totally vomited after having christ all up in my throat.

that was like in 5th grade or something.

[babygotshot]

when mikey got his first communion, he was really, really nervous, and he used to have an insane glass stomache - we're talking crystal here. so anyway, he was nervous as all hell. so once he got the body of christ (i don't think right up on the altar or anything haha), he barfed that motherfucker up. <3m.

[vanessaisbored]

one of these days, i'll walk in to chuch and they'll confiscate my bag and say, "Why are there condoms in your bag?" and then, THEN God will smite me.