Someone posted to the IMDB message board asking for people to name a sequel to Snakes on a Plane. Most of them are stupid. One of the better ones I saw was Snakes On A Plane 2: More Snakes On Another Plane. I thought about it, and wrote
Let's see, it has to be an area large enough for a movie, a rowboat or something is just too small. It also has to be something you can't just up and get off. Lots of people. And, the creature has to be something small enough to sneak around, but extremely uncomforting and frightening. With that in mind, I cast my vote for:
Midgets on a Monorail