The Andy Milonakis Show=the best show of the summer

Shark Week=the best week of the summer

March of the Penguins=the best movie of the summer

Bald Head Island=the best place to go and piss off snobby people during the summer

Jon Stewart is gunna be at GDub for Colonials Weekend and I'm am so very excited!

EEEEEEEE!

So, I was totally working the other day when this girl walked into Bath and Body Works with a GDub shirt on. I asked her if she goes there and she said that she does and I said I totally do too. And then she asked what year I was and I said I was going to be a sophomore and she was like, me too. And then she asked where I lived this past year ( Read more... )

( what a man... )

I hate driving. Everyone is so angry on the road and the anger spreads to me. I loved seeing on the news tonight that they're "cracking down" on aggressive drivers. My grand solution to the problem is to stop developing here and crowding the roads. Less people on the roads, less traffic, less anger. Ta Da! Really, I should be a politician. A ( Read more... )

Yesterday, I saw a dumpster at the mall that said "Borf" on it. I think Borf has moved to HoCo. Or maybe he's just here for summer vacation.

Man, I miss DC and seeing his name and scary picture everywhere I go.

Tomorrow night...

we're all hanging out. So anyone who has been attempting to hang out with me...tomorrow night is totally your chance.

I need to do things that involve getting dressed up. I keep buying skirts and dresses...and I have nowhere to wear them.

Uh, I have a job.

Nice.

I never figured it out, but the pain went away. Or maybe it's just dorment and will be rearing its ugly head again soon ( Read more... )