Blimey! My brother Rob is getting married to Keiko his Japanese Ballerina girlfriend....they've only been together for 10 minutes. This is brilliant news and I'm over the moon for him, he absolutely deserves a gorgeous ballerina wife.

Wedding in Tokyo in November, best get saving then *grin*

How should I get rid of my car? It is very broken and I have no money to fix it ( clutch pressure plate £300+ and new alternator £120+).
1. Get scrap man to take it away
2. Put ad in paper listing its interesting faults
3. Offer it to shonky car salesperson

If everything worked it would be worth about £700 according to Parkers guide, so it is ( Read more... )

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What Combat Weaponry Are You?
Mk-19 Mod. 3 Grenade Launcher
Big, sluggish and violent you go for the one hit knockouts. Lacking agility and close range effectiveness you keep your oppenents at a distance. A reliable fighter friends will often look to you for assitance.

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I hope most of you would agree that I'm not a wuss, childbirth excluded ( Read more... )

Still as sick as a very sick thing, have had all the medication allowed and feel like a sack of crap. The girl is home too and I'm just knackered.

In other news my dad has bribed us not to move house, so we are staying put and improving.
Hope you are all well and that you less phlegmy than me!

Home sick with a fecker of a head cold, the girl has it too which is why I slept on her floor last night and not in my comfy bed.
Meh *sniff*

Scrofula

- 2 teaspoons of seduction
- 2 teaspoons of hotness
- a dash of confidence

Combine in a blender until smooth.
'What is your personality recipe?' at QuizGalaxy.com