ATTENTION ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!

[scrot8522]

The St. Patty’s Day Massacre may no longer be the St. Patty’s Day Massacre after all. This may not be a bad thing. There will still be a party, there will still be hefty amounts of alcohol consumed. There will still be many of friends hanging out together playing America’s greatest game: Beerpong. Lots of shenanigans are almost guaranteed to happen

Comments

[visyxx6]

You know, I would love nothing more than to re-pop your shoulder and shut your mouth. If it was up to me, I'd be on a plane this weekend. But a conversation that I had with Scatty P a couple of days ago sent off a huge red flag for me:

VI Syxx 6 (5:57:05 PM): just wait til i snap scrot's arm in two
SteveyP931 (5:57:29 PM): you'll be saying the words that we dont speak of
VI Syxx 6 (5:57:47 PM): i think you underestimate me, sir
VI Syxx 6 (5:57:57 PM): if i'm breathing air, i'm not breathing those words

I smell a run-in. Think about it: everybody want me to say the submission verbiage. Everybody is going to be trying to get me sloppy drunk, if not outright interfering in the match. I can't deal with that sort of happenstance.

[drewseff187]

Scared of a run-in, sir? I could give you my word as a gentleman that no such event would occur. Hell, I can be hired to guarantee no one interferes. Of course, we know you are just gonna come up with another excuse. You have been called out by Scrot, Nikkolai, and myself. I think we should rearrange the letters of your name to "BBV" aka "BeBe V".

[anonymous]

i love that scrot's longest, most passionate blog to date is centered solely on calling barry out.

z =w=

[cdep]

Clearly someone needs to move to St. Louis in order to have a centralized locale to bring the corners of the US together to apparently play beer pong. OK St. Louis has the highest murder rate in the US. Maybe Chicago? Actually everyone should just move to Florida. Cali is nice, Boston is fun, Las Vegas is everything and more, even CT can sometimes bring something to the table, but nothing compares to Florida.

[cdep]

Look at everything Florida has to offer. And this is only touristy stuff that I know about.

Miami Beach
Daytona Beach
Florida Keys
everything about Disney is completely awesome except for how expensive it is...Universal, Pleasure Island, Animal Kingdom, the city of Orlando is fun as hell, the regular theme parks, the hotels, etc.
unbelievable golf year round
perfect weather year round no matter where you live
spring training baseball including the Sox
the BVB

the list goes on and on. the drawbacks include hurricanes, humidity, and cost of living. but I really can't think of anything else and tell me, other than maybe Scrot in Syracuse or poor Christian, who doesn't have a huge cost of living? I am a big mark for Florida.

[crystalballer82]

Hey now Nintendo Wiis, CDs, going out to lunch every day, and flights to wherever I damn well please are all costs of living!
Hahaha suckers. Actually, in the near future your statement should be false.