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scruffynerdhrdr

09. - Video - Quote, endquote

Feb 07, 2011 23:20

[Chuck is staring at his desk, trying desperately to use his own words.]

Captain's log, stardate: Unknown.

[Frown. Pause. Try again. Fail to produce own speech. Flail arms helplessly.]

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

...help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.

[Aaaand lineface.]

[Sources: Star Trek, Zoolander, Star Wars Episode IV: A ( Read more... )

nightwing = bryce look-alike???, jeffster is less annoying than this bs, scarecrow is a troll, never speak again, flood: crap superpowers, flood, i am an articulate shnook, cannot. stop. talking., flash goes fast, docta jones!

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Private batmanschmatman February 8 2011, 04:21:47 UTC

Boldly going where no Batman has gone before, Chuck?

Private - Cool Hand Luke scruffynerdhrdr February 8 2011, 04:33:26 UTC

What we've got here is a failure to communicate.

Private batmanschmatman February 8 2011, 04:35:11 UTC

Apparently so. Movie quotes?

Private - Smokey and the Bandit. I think. scruffynerdhrdr February 11 2011, 04:46:13 UTC

That's a 10-4, good buddy.

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gingerspeedster February 8 2011, 05:19:08 UTC

Are you alright?

Aliens. Wow, this is really hard. xD scruffynerdhrdr February 11 2011, 04:52:03 UTC

Game over, man. Game over!

xD I'll provide you with a challenge. gingerspeedster February 11 2011, 15:03:26 UTC

Story of your life in three minutes or less. Go.

xD Got it in one Austin Powers quote. Yeah, baby. scruffynerdhrdr February 11 2011, 16:23:01 UTC

[Siiiigh.]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really.

[He shrugs, as if to say, "Not really."]

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thegooddrjones February 8 2011, 05:37:24 UTC

Are you alright, love?

Inception scruffynerdhrdr February 11 2011, 04:52:53 UTC

...not exactly.

doctor_j_crane February 8 2011, 10:18:54 UTC

Maybe you are taking crazy pills. Who knows what the kitchen is doing these days?

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Couldn't resist. scruffynerdhrdr February 11 2011, 04:44:08 UTC

...

Troooollll in the dungeon!

brb, lolling forever. :D doctor_j_crane February 11 2011, 12:28:11 UTC

What does that even mean?