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[scrwdup]

so i was thinkin, what is in a bean that truthfully makes "things" or mammals fart? i mean, this is my theory, not everything natural is good. weed for example, natural, but defenitely not good, now dont confuse that w/ it givin u a good time, thats totally different, but its not good for your health. beans, them bar-b-q ones r off tha hook mayn

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[blue_pixy]

ahahahah...
i was about to argue with you and say "no you're wrong. weed is good" but then i saw your point. and yes...the world would surely be a sad one without fajitas (mmm...fajitas :P)
oh yes...that stupid ass dog on duck hunt always pisses me off.
and i love your ass squeezing stories.

[scrwdup]

i have plenty more, some as recent as today, so stay tuned....

[blue_pixy]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[scrwdup]

thats what i said when this explosive one came out, i thought i had shitted on myself, cuz it was one of those wet ones, but turned out to b dry...

[ickevwtc]

haha youre so awsome and gassy

[scrwdup]

lol, thank you, ::takes bow::

::takes cover::

[evil_poopie]

thats some nice flaming ass! you know which farts suck the most? the ones you let out underneath the covers! i pray to god that the smell wont seep through the material! thats basically suicide.

Re: ::takes cover::

[scrwdup]

lmao, yeah i know those all to well, its to bad that when i fan the covers like a few hours later the stinch hasnt gone away, cuz my covers r that good, stupid polo, but i dont complain to much cuz they keep me oh so warm in the wiinter w/out a need for a warm blanky or whatever else underneath my comforter, i just use that and thats it, best $150 spent ever....

...and a word to the wise, never light a match around a cows ass, it actually does flame up...