What, Him Again?

[scs_11]

Prefatory fact: My wife rarely imbibes, and never drinks beer

Comments

[wiseacre]

Dude, how long have you been married? Women do not "observe" you are out of X. When they say "We are out of X" that is an order to go buy some X. When they ask "Is it hot in here?" that is an order to increase air-conditioning or open a window. I don't know how you've made it this far.

[old_fortissimo]

He has been married for decades. He knows; he knows.

[wiseacre]

My dad often offers me beer when I visit. I think it's an indication that they see you as a kind of adult.