Hummers are for pricks.

Jun 22, 2004 13:50

I've been trying to be calm and apolitical for two months, as some of you may have noticed. Let's say that I chose to do so for my health. But it simply didn't last, the bullshit level is well over my head and I'm about to snap ( Read more... )

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heronguard June 23 2004, 02:38:10 UTC
What I love is that all of the Indians at the reservation near Siren own SUVs. My 'Native' friend Teena owns an Aztec, and her big brother bought your favorite H2. She claims it's because they need four wheel drive to get up their driveway in the winter, but that's total bullshit. And there are four-wheel drive cars, too. But back to the point, I love Indians who care about environment! Their culture is so rich! I swear dude, ALL of them own SUVs. I shit you not. You go to their gas station (my former employer) and it's like an OPEC-sponsored car lot ( ... )

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calypsomyst June 24 2004, 15:16:45 UTC
Heh, oh YES, the Indians are SO in tune with nature and spirituality. Like hell; I remember all your stories about these people shouting about their welare checks and casino money and whatnot. The closest the culture come to being in tune with spirits is spirits in the Jack Daniels/ bourbon/gin sense of the word.

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scumbone June 23 2004, 04:27:53 UTC
thank you for that, I wasn't quite upset enough yet.

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sorinphyre June 27 2004, 11:03:25 UTC
My old karate teach her has a hummer. It's the official Silver's Karate token vehicle...

...I'm glad I switched to Wing Chun.

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scumbone June 29 2004, 17:52:01 UTC
the humvee.what a perfect statement of balance and harmony.what better vehicle for a sensei?

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humm on this hehe anonymous June 28 2004, 21:33:21 UTC
sorry you have been having a ty time on the way to work. i'm glad i managed to squeeze out of the grip of a home fore drooling baby ers and huge bull dike big mamma's laughing mindlessly at what ever there voice of the day had to say. -sigh- megatron ( who knew)

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Re: humm on this hehe scumbone June 29 2004, 17:53:21 UTC
fuck humvees. i'm transfering jobs soon, and i highly doubt i'll even see ONE of the godawful things on my new 2-mile commute. that'll be a huge morale booster.

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Re: humm on this hehe scumbone June 30 2004, 02:48:02 UTC
i guess that means you got out! good for you. that place is a shithole.thank God i'll be done with that job soon.i loved the people i worked with, and i'll miss them all, but the state workers were lazy assholes, and 95% of the patients should be executed. the worst thing was the smoking. good GOD,it was seriously THE most important thing to those peopl!!I HATE SMOKING!!!

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hmmmmmmmmm kissofvenom69 July 16 2004, 19:15:55 UTC
well, my pirate love, we could always disassemble all humvees suvs whatever and use the parts to build a mighty saucy devastator...eeeeeiiiii....yayness....i love you, rissums, im sorry i smoke....but i dont partake in the s u of ving at least....*meow*...auf wedersehen, meine leibe...TILL ALL ARE ONE!!!!!!!

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Re: hmmmmmmmmm scumbone July 16 2004, 20:36:53 UTC
meh. smucking IS gross,absurd and revolting,but i love you anyway.come over again soon for a 3-day weekend..i plan on throwing my $ around and being shitfaced! let's hit each other again soon,my bruises and scars are fading...

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Re: hmmmmmmmmm ladylockeout November 16 2004, 06:40:58 UTC
are you even still alive?

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Re: hmmmmmmmmm scumbone November 17 2004, 01:08:43 UTC
possibly more than ever.

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