Ahh,those were the good old days...

[scumbone]

Oh, how I long for those halcyon days of heavy drinking. Such sweet memories. How many obese women ended up in my bed, only do discover the wonder of whiskey dick? How many pointless fights did I incite? How many strangers did I alienate and terrify? How many one-night stands with women whose last names I never planned on learning

Comments

[z0mbarella]

Now who am i gonna cause mayhem with?

At least we can still go to the movies & such. And don't forget, we have a trip to Cowtown in our future!

[scumbone]

meh. i stopped being fun when i stopped being single. i haven't been in a fight since late summer.

[calypsomyst]

heh, nonsense! I've had lots of fun with you ^_~

[z0mbarella]

Nah, you're still entertaining. Just in a more non-violent kinda way. At least you're not babbling about your new found sobriety and 12 steps and how you really need a meeting right now. Godamn those people are annoying.

[sorinphyre]

If it's any consolation, I've been in more fights SINCE I stopped being single...

[scumbone]

ah,but fighting WITH the girlfriend doesn't count!