Comments | scumbone: opportunity arrr's

scumbone

opportunity arrr's

Jan 29, 2004 13:08

"London, 28 January 2004 - Pirate attacks worldwide increased in frequency and violence last year, with a total of 445 incidents reported compared with 370 in 2002, the ICC International Maritime Bureau reported today ( Read more... )

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I'm through pirating my software ladylockeout January 30 2004, 16:01:44 UTC

I'm going to start viking-ing my software. I'm going to steal from people, and then burn their houses down.

Go RAPE!

heh heh. ;)

Re: I'm through pirating my software scumbone January 30 2004, 18:11:44 UTC

it beats hun-ing...AND YOU ALL KNOW MY FEELINGS ON GOTHING!
by the way,i'm surprised you had no comment about me knocking that dom out at ulana's!

Re: I'm through pirating my software ladylockeout January 31 2004, 10:41:27 UTC

you did? I missed that one. oh well. go you. or something.

Docudrama amaristee February 2 2004, 20:00:34 UTC

You obviously also need a photographer. You know ... someone to take award winning photos of RAPE, behind-the-scenes & candid RAPE shots, as well as make a photojournalistic documentary highlighting the many facets of RAPE.

I'm envisioning The Iconoclast vs. the Greenpeace boat in at least one shot.

And don't forget ... you'll definitely need a camera-girl to shoot the hostage ransom videos. How better for their loved ones at home to see how badly they're being treated?!

Count me in as soon as I learn to swim (and get a waterproof camera).

P.S. - Forget anything you may have previously heard about the stupidity of photographing/video taping yourself commiting crimes.

Re: Docudrama scumbone February 3 2004, 00:30:45 UTC

just because i'm horribly sick and possibly drunk doesn't mean i won't continue to make stupid mistakes. but, stupid mistakes never stopped Megatron or Cobra Commander or Hitler from becoming infamous. and as concerns infamy, i wager my hot coffee enema video interrogations will even garner the attention of the jaded american public. with your support, RAPE will garner it's 15 minutes of fame. but,unlike britney spears, we shall parley that hard cash into enough financial power to purchase enough nanotech weapons to sterilize all of humanity. and after all, isn't that what life is all about?